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An Unusual Puzzel (moving puzzle) Enjoy! [2008-03-17]
http://www.brl.ntt.co.jp/people/hara/fly.swf
An unusual gun. (video) [2008-03-10]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D99NHb6B03s
World's smallest waist (also watch video of her) [2008-03-09]
http://cheeju.wordpress.com/2007/08/29/cathie-jung-worlds-smallest-waist-woman/
A bad cat day video! Might have seen it before! [2008-02-26]
http://video.yahoo.com/watch/1648676
High Speed, Low pass, Jets (Video) [2008-02-26]
http://www.weshow.com/us/p/33042/high_speed_low_passes_in_jets
Please advise if a video is involved - sm [2008-02-22]
Sorry, am not complaining but I cannot open videos so would not open message if I knew that is what it was.
How the blond thing got started! (video) [2008-02-20]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFAkuFSziSsfeature=related
Dog dancing - really dancing - awesome video!! sm [2008-02-20]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imQMGhb4T7Ifeature=related
Your post is just as funny as the video. nm [2008-01-31]
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Senior Driver/Airplane (Watch video to the end!) Funny [2008-01-28]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_ITIlPvcm0
2007 Women Driver Awards (Video) [2008-01-27]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja58upqPAxk
Lotto Dreams! (Video) [2008-01-26]
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The Chicken Lady on Jay Leno! (video) [2008-01-26]
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Baby joke reminded me of this video of Dads changing diapers. [2008-01-25]
Some of you may have seen it before!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTij4txO8Uk
Dancin' With A Man! Video (Country Song) [2008-01-25]
You may have seen it before! Turn music up!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2WCbbyChJ4
When it's okay to p... your pants! (video) [2008-01-25]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaUXYE4bmzg
PMS survival video [2008-01-24]
This video is hysterical.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCwKbUVyHLYfeature=related
Don't honk at old people! (video) [2008-01-22]
Airbag granny!
A lady was video taping her son riding a skate board when her attention switched to an old woman trying to cross the street. It is the best direct hit I have seen in some time. You can hear the lady taping also giggling as she records the event. Please open attachment.It's a quick one but you will get a good laugh.....
p://www.zippyvideos.com/4483177586873916/granny_airbag/
Splish! Splash! Waterbed video (comedy) [2008-01-20]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0UVN4OD_cAmode=relatedsearch=
A cool way to go to school video on youtube... [2008-01-19]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABupgu5usLs
Video-Tim Conway & Harvey Korman- Dentist! [2008-01-19]
Something different! Hope you enjoy it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYzuchDBvCs
Give them the evil eye (video) sm [2007-12-26]
http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=1612655cache=1
This just made me laugh so much - I think it reminded me of when my kids were babies
This is so cute!!
Wrong Gift Again! (a short video) [2007-12-16]
I thought this was too good not to share! Short and sweet, takes a few seconds to download but so worth it!
Click link below!
adorable.....I love kitties....very cute video... [2007-10-13]
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Chinese video [2005-11-07]
I received this message from my daughter - Watch this, it is HILARIOUS. Especially the guy in the back who never even budges. Be sure to watch it til the end when they really break it down!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6739710473912337648
It really is funny. I guess being a goofy teenager is universal. I'm approaching 60 and can remember doing the same thing (without video)- except for us it was the Beatles.
Obviously those weren't really MTs, [2008-04-06]
but they were all men, LOL. Sure women have tempers, but are less likely to pick up equipment and throw it like the video showed.
A bad cat day video! Might have seen it before! [2008-02-26]
http://video.yahoo.com/watch/1648676
:) [2008-02-14]
One night , after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, heproceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the ther side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh. By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself.The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed. Why are you stopping darling? she whispered He whispered back, I found the remote! ----------------------------------------------------------------------
accident in Texas...sm [2008-02-08]
ACCIDENT IN Texas : YOU HAVE TO LISTEN! catThis is so funny and his laugh is contagious! Close your eyes and just picture what he is watching...it's even better than a video clip!!!You've got to listen to this! It's a phone call from a man inTexas who witnessed a car accident involving 4 elderly women. It was so popular when they played it on CHUM FM that they had to put it on their site.Click here: http://www.chumfm.com/MorningShow/bits/march24.swf
Where else can I share these with you! sm [2008-02-01]
Okay, it's light-hearted! Something different. How about those frozen waves in Antartica? How about that floating Gazebo? Not funny. Just something amazing and different.
I usually put Comedy Stop, Joke or something similar because it posts on the main board too. This way someone can immediately skip it if they are hard at work and do not have time to read it. If I put video, then someone will know that it is going to take time to view and maybe they don't have the time.
Rabbit vs snake. (Comedy Stop) [2008-01-30]
Now there is a real snake in this video. Just a warning but it's something you don't see every day. (And the snake is NOT eating the rabbit).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4rU-rFn6vY
PMS survival video [2008-01-24]
This video is hysterical.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCwKbUVyHLYfeature=related
Don't honk at old people! (video) [2008-01-22]
Airbag granny!
A lady was video taping her son riding a skate board when her attention switched to an old woman trying to cross the street. It is the best direct hit I have seen in some time. You can hear the lady taping also giggling as she records the event. Please open attachment.It's a quick one but you will get a good laugh.....
p://www.zippyvideos.com/4483177586873916/granny_airbag/
You've gotta see this! [2008-01-19]
Mind Blowing Engineering - read story firstDon't forget to turn your sound on and read the screen below before opening the video attachment.See how all of the balls wind up in catcher cones. This incredible machine was built as a collaborative effort between The Robert M. Trammell Music Conservatory and the Sharon Wick School of Engineering at the University of Iowa.Amazingly, 97% of the machines components came from John Deere Industries and Irrigation Equipment of Bancroft, Iowa. Right first time - Farm Equipment!It took the team a combined 13,029 hours of set-up, alignment, calibration,and tuning before filming this video but as you can see it was well worth the effort.It is now on display in the Matthew Gerhard Alumni Hall at the University and is already slated to be donated to the Smithsonian.
Enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF6t-721uVk
Ilana has such great spirit and talent..sm [2008-01-11]
You can get to see some of her other works on the link below. Hit video clips or performances....be sure to turn up your speakers. Cat
www.sandfantasy.com
How in th eneck did you find that?! Awesome! :-D [2007-12-30]
I am a HUGE arachnophobe yet at the same time am fascinated by spiders and everysummer I find a spider, just like the ones in the video, and deem it my 'therapy spider' in the hopes of overcoming my fears. Never works, but this little documentary gave me an inside peek at a side oftheir lives I never knew existed!
The laid back cat....))) [2007-12-28]
http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=1618106cache=1
Cooties - talk to your kids!!! [2007-12-27]
http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=1622162
Give them the evil eye (video) sm [2007-12-26]
http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=1612655cache=1
This just made me laugh so much - I think it reminded me of when my kids were babies
This is so cute!!
Precious fingers!! [2007-07-19]
http://dopejam.multiply.com/video/item/6
An Honest Drunk [2007-07-17]
AN HONEST DRUNK
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a quart of milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
He said, You must be single.
The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's intuition,looked at her four items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections she said, Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on Earth did you know that?
The drunk said, Cause you're ugly.
I'm on a roll.....Happy Father's day [2007-06-17]
Fathers then & now
Today is one of the first Father's Days of our new millennium. Fathers of 1900 didn't have it nearly as good as fathers of today; but they did have a few advantages:
In 1900, fathers prayed their children would learn English.
Today, fathers pray their children will speak English.
In 1900, a father's horsepower meant his horses.
Today, it's the size of his minivan.
In 1900, if a father put a roof over his family's head, he was a success.
Today, it takes a roof, deck, pool, and 4-car garage. And that's just the vacation home.
In 1900, a father waited for the doctor to tell him when the baby arrived.
Today, a father must wear a smock, know how to breathe, and make sure film is in the video camera.
In 1900, fathers passed on clothing to their sons.
Today, kids wouldn't touch Dad's clothes if they were sliding naked down an icicle.
In 1900, fathers could count on children to join the family business.
Today, fathers pray their kids will soon come home from college long enough to teach them how to work the computer and set the VCR.
In 1900, fathers pined for old country Romania, Italy, or Russia.
Today, fathers pine for old country Hank Williams.
In 1900, a father smoked a pipe.
If he tries that today, he gets sent outside after a lecture on lip cancer.
In 1900, fathers shook their children gently and whispered, Wake up, it's time for school.
Today, kids shake their fathers violently at 4 a.m., shouting: Wake up, it's time for hockey practice.
In 1900, a father came home from work to find his wife and children at the supper table.
Today, a father comes home to a note: Jimmy's at baseball, Cindy's at gymnastics, I'm at adult-Ed, Pizza in fridge.
In 1900, fathers and sons would have heart-to-heart conversations while fishing in a stream.
Today, fathers pluck the headphones off their sons' ears and shout, WHEN YOU HAVE A MINUTE..
In 1900, a father gave a pencil box for Christmas, and the kid was all smiles.
Today, a father spends $800 at Toys 'R' Us, and the kid screams: I wanted Sega!
In 1900, if a father had breakfast in bed, it was eggs and bacon and ham and potatoes.
Today, it's Special K, soy milk, dry toast and a lecture on cholesterol.
In 1900, a Father's Day gift would be a hand tool.
Today, he'll get a digital organizer.
In 1900, fathers said, A man's home is his castle.
Today, they say, Welcome to the money pit.
In 1900, a good day at the market meant Father brought home feed for the horses.
Today, a good day at the market means Dad got in early on an IPO.
In 1900, a happy meal was when Father shared funny stories around the table.
Today, a happy meal is what Dad buys at McDonald's.
In 1900, a father was involved if he spanked the kid now and then.
Today, a father's involved only if he coaches Little League and organizes Boy Scouts and car pools.
In 1900, when fathers entered the room, children often rose to attention.
Today, kids glance up and grunt, Dad, you're invading my space.
In 1900, fathers threatened their daughters suiters with shotguns if the girl came home late.
Today, fathers break the ice by saying, So...how long have you had that earring?
In 1900, fathers pined for the old school, which meant a one-room, red-brick building.
Today, fathers pine for the old school, which means Dr J and Mickey Mantle.
In 1900, fathers were never truly appreciated.
In 2001, fathers are never truly appreciated.
Tragic Retirment Story [2007-05-05]
Tragic Retirement Story My name is Bill. Let me relate how I handled the situation with mywife, Bonnie. When I retired a few years ago, it became necessary forBonnie to get a full-time job, along with her part-time job, both forextra income and for the health benefits that we needed. Shortlyafter she started working, I noticed she was beginning to show herage. I usually get home from the golf club about the same time shegets home from work.Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she hasto rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don't yellat her. Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when shegets dinner on the table. I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill atthe club, so eating out is not reasonable. I'm ready for somehome-cooked grub when I hit that door. She used to do the dishes assoon as we finished eating. But now it's not unusual for them to siton the table for several hours after dinner. I do what I can bydiplomatically reminding her several times each evening that theywon't clean themselves .I know she really appreciates this, as it doesseem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed.Another symptom of her aging is complaining, I think. For example,she will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay themonthly bills during her lunch hour. But, boys, we take 'em forbetter or worse, so I just smile and offer encouragement. I tell herto stretch it out over two or even three days. That way she won't haveto rush so much. I also remind her that missing lunch completely nowand then wouldn't hurt her any (if you know what I mean). I like tothink tact is one of my strong points.When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more restperiods. She has to take a break when she was only half finished mowingthe yard. I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell her tofix herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade andjust sit for awhile. And, as long as she is making one for herself,she may as well make one for me too.I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I supportBonnie. I'm not saying that showing this much consideration is easy. Many men will find it difficult. Some will find it impossible! Nobodyknows better than I do how frustrating women get as they get older.However, guys, even if you just use a little more tact and lesscriticism of your aging wife because of this article, I will considerthat writing it was well worthwhile. After all, we are put on thisearth to help each other.Signed,BillEDITOR'S NOTE:Bill died suddenly on January 8, 2007 of a perforated rectum. The police report says he was found with a Calloway extra long 50-inchBig Bertha Driver II golf club jammed up his rear end, with barely 5inches of grip showing, and a sledge hammer laying nearby.His wife, Bonnie was arrested and charged with murder. Theall-woman jury took only 15 minutes to find her Not Guilty, acceptingher defense that Bill somehow, without looking, accidentally sat downon his own golf club.
Classes for men - just a funny to give everyone a laugh for today! sm [2007-04-25]
Fall Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETEDBy Monday, Oct 30, 2007 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVELOF THEIR CONTENTS! , CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM . Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.Class 2The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.Class 5Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink.Is It possible! for a Male to Put Them in the Dishwasher? Examples on Video.Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginningat 7:00 PM Class 6Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 7 Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum.Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.Class 8 Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7! :00 PM for 2 hours.Class 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.Class 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?Driving Simulations.4 weeks, Saturday Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14The Stove/Oven-- What It Is and How It Is Used.Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
If you are a country music fan [2007-04-03]
you will love Bucky Covington's new video called It was a different world. He talks about drinking from a water hose and not bottled water, how it was safe for kids to play outside, how we had 3 TV channels we got up to change. It is a really good song.
To all kids born in the 30's, 40's, 50's 60's and 70's [2006-01-21]
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE
1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !!
First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us.
They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.
Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paints.
We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking.
As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.
Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.
We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.
We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.
We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because......
WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!!
We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.
No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K.
We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.
We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 99 channels on cable, no video tape movies, no surround sound, no cell phones, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat rooms..........WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!
We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.
We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.
We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays, made up games with sticks and tennis balls and although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes. We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just yelled for them!
Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!!
The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!
This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever!
The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.
We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned
HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL!
And YOU are one of them!
CONGRATULATIONS!
You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated our lives for our own good.
and while you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave their parents were.
Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't it?!
Chinese video [2005-11-07]
I received this message from my daughter - Watch this, it is HILARIOUS. Especially the guy in the back who never even budges. Be sure to watch it til the end when they really break it down!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6739710473912337648
It really is funny. I guess being a goofy teenager is universal. I'm approaching 60 and can remember doing the same thing (without video)- except for us it was the Beatles.
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