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these are so cool I had to share them [2008-02-19]
didn't know where else except the comedy board. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYMRepK_aqwfeature=related www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oA1GpdFyic guess you will have to cut and paste.

A cool way to go to school video on youtube... [2008-01-19]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABupgu5usLs

Cool. [2007-12-28]
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That's cool! Thanks for the post! [2007-10-24]
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Too cool! Better than a cup of coffee! [2007-10-07]
Thanks!

Cool [2007-09-01]
That is so Cool. why is that I wonder? That is exactly what I thought of . . . . a red hammer! Weird!

lol, that was cool [2006-09-04]
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Those are great shots! [2008-02-05]
I would love to have the balls to even be a passenger...but I just know I would cry like a baby, pass out, and pee my pants and toss my cookies. Just amazing! Love the prop job plane with those jets. My husband says it's called JTO, jet-assisted takeoff, meant to get planes up in the air with short runways. I never saw such a thing! Very Cool.

Shopping at Tiffany's! [2007-12-18]
Shopping at Tiffany's A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.Cool.as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'He answers , 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to .... when I tell you the price!'

A child's view of the world.... [2007-12-07]
Subject:A child's view of the world......- She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter as she'd done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, But Gramma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye! My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, 62. He was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, Did you start at 1? After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. Finally, she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice, Who was THAT? A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like: We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods. The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this all in. At last she said, I sure wish I'd gotten to know you sooner! My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike? I mentally polished my halo while I asked, No, how are we alike? You're both old, he replied. A little girl was diligently pounding away on her grandfather's word processor. She told him she was writing a story. What's it about? he asked. I don't know, she replied. I can't read. I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me and was always correct. It was fun for me, so I continued. At last she headed for the door, saying sagely, Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of these yourself! When my grandson Billy and I entered our vacation cabin, we kept the lights off until we were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects. Still, a few fireflies followed us in. Noticing them before I did, Billy whispered, It's no use, Grandpa. The mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights. When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, I'm not sure. Look in your underwear, Grandpa, he advised. mine says I'm four to six. A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother, Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today. The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her Cool. That's interesting, she said, how do you make babies? It's simple, replied the girl. You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'. Children's Logic: Give me a sentence about a public servant, said a teacher. The small boy wrote: The fireman came down the ladder pregnant. The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. Don't you know what pregnant means? she asked. Sure, said the young boy confidently. It means carrying a child. A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog's duties. They use him to keep crowds back, said one child. No, said another, he's just for good luck. A third child brought the argument to a close. They use the dogs, she said firmly, to find the fire hydrants..

You MUST create a blog that [2007-11-06]
can handle all the pictures. By your description, it is hilarious. I'd love to see JC Penney's version of 1977 again. I remember looking at the catalogs of that time, and even at the time I wanted to advise them on what was Cool. Um, another inch on those pants would be nice, HA! And seriously, who would wear those shoes?? I lived in WI in 1977. After that I moved to the SE, and styles were very different, so I guess it's not surprising I found the styles weird - maybe they were normal styles for the more style-conscious eastern states.

Cool [2007-09-01]
That is so Cool. why is that I wonder? That is exactly what I thought of . . . . a red hammer! Weird!

Grandchildren's Logic [2007-08-19]
Grandchildren's Logic My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, 62. He was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, Did you start at 1? ************************************************************ After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. At last she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice, Who was THAT? *********************************************************** A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like: We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods. The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this in. At last she said, I sure wish I'd gotten to know you sooner! ********************************************************** A little girl was diligently pounding away on her grandfather's word processor. She told him she was writing a story. What's it about? he asked. I don't know, she replied. I can't read. *************************************************************** A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted, Thou shall not take the covers off thy neighbor's wife. ******************************************************** Our five-year-old grandson couldn't wait to tell his grandfather about the movie we had watched on television, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea. The scenes with the submarine and the giant octopus had kept him wide-eyed. In the middle of the telling, my husband interrupted Mark, What caused the submarine to sink? With a look of incredulity Mark replied, Grandpa, it was the 20,000 leaks!! ********************************************************** When my grandson Billy and I entered our vacation cabin, we kept the lights off until we were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects. Still, a few fireflies followed us in. Noticing them before I did, Billy whispered, It's no use, Grandpa. The mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights. ******************************************************* When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, I'm not sure. Look in your underwear, Grandma, he advised. Mine says I'm four to six. ******************************************************* A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother, Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today. The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her Cool. That's interesting, she said, How do you make babies? It's simple, replied the girl. You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es' ********************************************************** Children's Logic: Give me a sentence about a public servant, said a teacher. The small boy wrote: The fireman came down the ladder pregnant. The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. Don't you know what pregnant means? she asked. Sure, said the young boy confidently. It means carrying a child. ************************************************************ A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog's duties. They use him to keep crowds back, said one youngster. No, said another, he's just for good luck. A third child brought the argument to a close. They use the dogs, she said firmly, to find the fire hydrant.

Need some free entertainment? [2007-07-19]
www.urbandictionary.com Very intersting site with meanings of modern day words and phrases. Perhaps it will help you understand your kids better and even make you look Cool. I know that has nothing to do with MQ but all need a little filler now-a-days.

Diamond bracelet [2007-07-08]
A lady walks into a high-class jewelry shop, spots a diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look, she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she peers around praying that no one has noticed her little accident. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool.as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, Good day, Madam. How may we help you today? Very uncomfortably, but hoping the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her accident, she asks, Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet? He answers, Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to sh*t when I tell you the price!

Being From Kentucky... [2007-06-07]
I could say that one gets used to this sort of thing, but sadly, one doesn't. When we moved to Indiana a few years ago and went to get our driver's licenses changed, the girl at the counter was asking where we were from and when we told her Eastern Kentucky, she says Oh, so you're Appalachian, then? I thought wow, Cool. she is not ignorant and realizes that there is a culture difference but she then continued to say So isn't that where everyone goes barefoot and has their couches and refrigerators on the porch???? What a disappointment. The joke was pretty funny, actually, but it would have been funnier if it didn't pick on a group of people who have no cultural respect from the rest of the world, a world that doesn't seem to realize howproud and dignifiedour culture is, and how hurtful idiotic stereotypes are to us. Appalachians, or hillbillies, if you will, are not perfect by any means, but neither are city dwellers, farmers, fisherman. We are just a bunch of folks bound together by our geography, JUST like the rest of the world. Sorry to vent. HC

jellyfish bad day [2007-02-16]
I0IIf you donThis floods my whole suit with warm water. ItSo, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened. The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now, since I donHowever, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate. When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my butt. I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically. Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldnI love my job, I love my job, I love my job. Now whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a jellyfish bad day? May you NEVER have a jellyfish bad day!!!