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Requests [2008-04-09]
Regarding the request for removal...this is not against TOS. This is a link to a PUBLIC ad and therefore does not infringe on anyone's right. This information is public and not limited to certain people within an institution.
If you do not like it, please do not follow the link.
We are not responsible for links that are posted. Per our TOS we will remove links if they advertise another MT site, if they are connected to a pyramid scheme or some other scam or if they are linked to a virus.
Be assured, we do get the requests for removal. There is no need to send them repeatedly. If we do not remove the post, it more than likely does not infringe on TOS.
Thanks, sorry about all the requests - nm [2008-04-09]
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Requests [2008-04-09]
Regarding the request for removal...this is not against TOS. This is a link to a PUBLIC ad and therefore does not infringe on anyone's right. This information is public and not limited to certain people within an institution.
If you do not like it, please do not follow the link.
We are not responsible for links that are posted. Per our TOS we will remove links if they advertise another MT site, if they are connected to a pyramid scheme or some other scam or if they are linked to a virus.
Be assured, we do get the requests for removal. There is no need to send them repeatedly. If we do not remove the post, it more than likely does not infringe on TOS.
O nly the Irish have Jokes Like These ! [2008-03-17]
Only theIrishhave JokesLikeTheseInto a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy,looking like he'd just been run over by a train.His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken,his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limpWhat happened to you? asks Sean, the bartender.Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight, says Paddy.That little sh , O'Conner, says Sean,He couldn't do that to you,he must have had something in his hand.That he did, says Paddy, a shovel is what he had,and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it.Well, says Sean, you should have defended yourself,didn't you have something in your hand?That I did, said Paddy.Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing ofbeauty it was, but useless in a fight.*************************************** ***************************************************** **************An Irishman who had a little too much to drinkis driving home from the city one night and,of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road..Acop pulls him over.So, says the cop to the driver,where have ya been?Why, I've been to the pub of course,slurs the drunk.Well, says the cop, it looks like you've had quitea few to drink this evening..I did all right, the drunk says with a smile.Did you know, says the cop, standing straight andfolding his arms across his chest,that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?Oh, thank heavens, sighs the drunk.For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf.***********************************************************************************************************Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual,when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.Brenda, may I come in? he asks.I've somethin' to tell ya..Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim.But where's my husband?That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda.There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery...Oh, God no! cries Brenda. Please don't tell me. Imust, Brenda. Your husband Shamusis dead and gone. I'm sorry.Finally, she looked up at Tim.How did it happen, Tim?It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vatOf Guinness Stout and drowned.
Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me the truth.Did he at least go quickly?Well, Brenda... no. In fact,he got out three times to pee.************************************************************************************************************Mary Clancy goes up to Father O' Grady afterhis Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.He says, So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?She says, Oh, Father, I've got terrible news.My husband passed away last night.The priest says, Oh, Mary, that's terrible.Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?She says, That he did, Father.The priest says, What did he ask, Mary? She says, He said,'Please Mary, put down that d gun...'*********************************************************************************************************ANDTHEBESTFORLASTAdrunk staggers into a Catholic Church,enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing.ThePriest coughs a few times to get hisattention but the drunk continues to sit there.Finally,the Priest pounds three times on the wall.The drunk mumbles, ain't no use knockin,there's no paper on this side either!
AN APOLOGY TO EVERYONE! The pics came from email and did not follow over here. [2008-01-24]
I won't post those again. They were just so funny and I wanted to share.
I really did go out and came back in to Comedy Stop and I could see the pics. (maybe I'm beginning to see things that I want to see!) I thought they were posting.
Anyway, if there are any that you want me to send to you by email, put the name of the ones you want and I will email them to you. Also, be sure to include your email address.I've tried to send emails for requests from this site and I get a mail demon.
Have a great day!
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