This is hilarious......I sent it to my son in law

Hilarious. Thanks for the laughs! nm [2008-06-06]
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That's hilarious!!! LOL [2008-04-18]
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These are hilarious. You need to send them to Toomuchfun. LOL [2008-02-27]
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Hilarious! [2008-02-08]
I laughed til I cried. Hilarious!!!!!!

This is hilarious......I sent it to my son-in-law [2008-01-31]
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ROFL! That is hilarious! [2007-12-29]
Thanks for posting that! Sending to my cat-lovin DH!

Christmas with Louis (Hilarious) [2007-12-21]
Wildest Christmas Dinner This is an articlesubmitted to a 1999 Louisville Sentinel contest to findout who had the wildest Christmas dinners. This won first prize. Christmas With Louise As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of panty hose over hisfireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true becauseevery Christmas morning, although Jay's kids' stockings were overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty. One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses andwent in search of an inflatable love doll. They don't sell those things at Wal-Mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. If you've never been in an X-rated store, don't go. You'll only confuse yourself. I was there an hour saying things like, 'What does this do?You're kidding me! Who would buy that?' Finally, I made it to the inflatable doll section. I wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my truck so I could use the car pool lane during rush hour. Finding what I wanted was difficult. Love Dolls come in many different models. The top of the line, according to the side of the box, could do things I'd only seen in a book on animal husbandry. I settled for Lovable Louise. She was at the bottom of theprice scale. To call Louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination. On Christmas Eve and with the help of an old bicycle pump, Louise came tolife. My sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours. Long after Santa had come and gone, I filled the dangling pantyhose with Louise's pliant legs and bottom. I also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. I went home, and giggled for a couple of hours. The next morning my brother called to say that Santa had been to his houseand left a present that had made him VERY happy but had left the dogconfused. She would bark, start to walk away, then come back and barksome more. We all agreed that Lou ise should remain in her panty hose so therest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditionalChristmas dinner. My grandmother noticed Louise the moment she walked in the door 'What the h**l is that?' she asked. My brother quickly explained, 'It's a doll' 'Who would play with something like that?' Granny snapped. I had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. 'Where are her clothes?' Granny continued. 'Boy, that turkey sure smells nice Gran' Jay said, to steer her into the dining room. But Granny was relentless. 'Why doesn't she have any teeth?' Again, I could have answered, but why would I? It was Christmas and no one wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, 'Hang on Granny, hang on!' My grandfather, a delightful old man with poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, 'Hey, who's the naked gal by the fireplace?' I told him she was Jay's friend.A few minutes later I noticed Grandpa by the mantel, talking to Louise. Not just talking, but actually flirting. It was then that we realized this might be Grandpa's last Christmas at home. The dinner went well. We made the usual small talk about who had died, who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly Louise made a noise like my father in the bathroom in the morning. Then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. The cat screamed. I passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and Grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. My brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants. Granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car. It was indeed a Christmas to treasure and remember. Later in my brother's garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of Louise's collapse. We discovered that Louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. Fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape, we restored her to perfect health!

hilarious [2007-12-20]
Just what I needed to get my day started!

Hilarious [2007-09-02]
I almost asked my daughter if she posted this, as this is her philosophy of life. She said she is never getting married, because no one is going to tell her what to do, when to do it, etc. I am going to relay this one to her. Thanks for the laugh.

OMG, I about wet myself. Hilarious! nm [2007-08-21]
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Hilarious blooper [2007-05-03]
This is from a report I just typed- too funny! She fell out of a truck several years back and she broke her nose. No reduction was performed at that time but she tells me that the overall appearance of her nose did not change and she did not breathe prior to this accident in 1999 nor did she breathe afterwards.

Hilarious!!! sm [2007-05-03]
Who comes up with this stuff? I would love to send that to one of our colorectal docs here, LOL

It's hilarious! Thanks! [2007-03-15]
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Ha! That's hilarious. I passed that one on. [2007-02-27]

hilarious......... [2007-02-16]
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Hilarious! [2008-02-08]
I laughed til I cried. Hilarious!!!!!!

Yes, this is the Comedy Stop Board [2007-12-08]
not the word help board, LOL. The term is chest of drawers, not chest of HER drawers, which is hilarious.

Pages from 1971 catalog. [2007-11-25]
The pictures are hilarious, sadly familiar to me - I remember all these UGLY, UGLY clothes, even though I was only 8 at the time. And my mom was making our ugly dresses and pantsuits to save money. The fabrics were just awful. I see the skates they bought us were around $3.00. My Dad's bicycle is there too.

Click on this link for JC Penney photos! [2007-11-07]
I actually just read this fella's blog with the stuff on there you tried to postand it is indeed HILARIOUS! I highly recommend it but do not...I REPEAT DO NOT EAT OR DRINK at your computer while reading it!

You MUST create a blog that [2007-11-06]
can handle all the pictures. By your description, it is hilarious. I'd love to see JC Penney's version of 1977 again. I remember looking at the catalogs of that time, and even at the time I wanted to advise them on what was cool. Um, another inch on those pants would be nice, HA! And seriously, who would wear those shoes?? I lived in WI in 1977. After that I moved to the SE, and styles were very different, so I guess it's not surprising I found the styles weird - maybe they were normal styles for the more style-conscious eastern states.

joke [2007-10-15]
That is the best thing I've read today!!! Hilarious - will be sure to tell my family. Thanks for the lift.

Catholic Elementary School Test [2007-09-25]
PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING. IF YOU ARE EVEN REMOTELY FAMILIAR WITH HOLY SCRIPTURE, YOU'LL FIND THIS HILARIOUS! IT COMES FROM A ROMAN CATHOLIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEST. KIDS WERE ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE OLDAND NEW TESTAMENTS. THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS ABOUT THE BIBLE WERE WRITTEN BY CHILDREN. THEY HAVE NOT BEEN RETOUCHED OR CORRECTED. INCORRECT SPELLING HAS BEEN LEFT IN. 1. IN THE FIRST BOOK OF THE BIBLE, GUINESSIS. GOD GOT TIRED OF CREATING THE WORLD SO HE TOOK THE SABBATH OFF. 2. ADAM AND EVE WERE CREATED FROM AN APPLE TREE. NOAH'S WIFE WAS JOAN OF ARK. NOAH BUILT AND ARK AND THE ANIMALS CAME ON IN PEARS. 3. LOTS WIFE WAS A PILLAR OF SALT DURING THE DAY, BUT A BALL OF FIRE DURING THE NIGHT. 4. THE JEWS WERE A PROUD PEOPLE AND THROUGHOUT HISTORY THEY HAD TROUBLE WITH UNSYMPATHETIC GENITALS. 5. SAMPSON WAS A STRONGMAN WHO LET HIMSELF BE LED ASTRAY BY A JEZEBEL LIKE DELILAH. 6. SAMSON SLAYED THE PHILISTINES WITH THE AXE OF THE APOSTLES. 7. MOSES LED THE JEWS TO THE RED SEA WHERE THEY MADE UNLEAVENED BREAD WHICH IS BREAD WITHOUT ANY INGREDIENTS . 8. THE EGYPTIANS WERE ALL DROWNED IN THE DESSERT. AFTERWARDS, MOSES WENT UP TO MOUNT CYANIDE TO GET THE TEN COMMANDMENTS. 9. THE FIRST COMMANDMENTS WAS WHEN EVE TOLD ADAM TO EAT THE APPLE. 10. THE SEVENTH COMMANDMENT IS THOU SHALT NOT ADMIT ADULTERY. 11. MOSES DIED BEFORE HE EVER REACHED CANADA .. THEN JOSHUA LED THE HEBREWS IN THE BATTLE OF GERITOL. 12. THE GREATEST MIRICLE IN THE BIBLE IS WHEN JOSHUA TOLD HIS SON TO STAND STILL AND HE OBEYED HIM. 13. DAVID WAS A HEBREW KING WHO WAS SKILLED AT PLAYING THE LIAR. HE FOUGHT THE FINKELSTEINS, A RACE OF PEOPLE WHO LIVED IN BIBLICAL TIMES. 14. SOLOMON, ONE OF DAVIDS SONS, HAD 300 WIVES AND 700 PORCUPINES. 15. WHEN MARY HEARD SHE WAS THE MOTHER OF JESUS, SHE SANG THE MAGNACARTA. 16. WHEN THE THREE WISE GUYS FROM THE EAST SIDE ARRIVED THEY FOUND JESUS IN THE MANAGER. 17. JESUS WAS BORN BECAUSE MARY HAD AN IMMACULATE CONTRAPTION. 18. ST. JOHN THE BLACKSMITH DUMPED WATER ON HIS HEAD. 19. JESUS ENUNCIATED THE GOLDEN RULE, WHICH SAYS TO DO UNTO OTHERS BEFORE THEY DO ONE TO YOU. HE ALSO EXPLAINED A MAN DOTH NOT LIVE BY SWEAT ALONE.. 20. IT WAS A MIRICLE WHEN JESUS ROSE FROM THE DEAD AND MANAGED TO GET THE TOMBSTONE OFF THE ENTRANCE. 21. THE PEOPLE WHO FOLLOWED THE LORD WERE CALLED THE 12 DECIBELS. 22. THE EPISTELS WERE THE WIVES OF THE APOSTLES. 23. ONE OF THE OPPOSSUMS WAS ST. MATTHEW WHO WAS ALSO A TAXIMAN. 24. ST. PAUL CAVORTED TO CHRISTIANITY, HE PREACHED HOLY ACR IMONY WHICH IS ANOTHER NAME FOR MARRAIGE. 25. CHRISTIANS HAVE ONLY ONE SPOUSE . THIS IS CALLED MONOTONY

Absolutely [2007-09-18]
hilarious!!!!

Thanks, Margaret! [2007-09-14]
Hubby and I thought this was hilarious!

LAUGHED for 10 minutes [2007-08-16]
That'll clear the sinuses. The neighbors must think I'm being murdered in here - just REALLY found this hilarious. Thanks!

Baked Beans!! [2007-08-15]
Baked Beans - This is hilarious! One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odor of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed Three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas. Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight. He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill. I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. As the stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: Happy Birthday! I fainted!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

I remember seeing him on the show [2007-06-21]
With his deadpan face and deep voice, he would give these hilarious one-liners without cracking a smile. Sometimes there would be just a beat before the audience started laughing, because he had played so many dramatic roles you just couldn't believe he was saying these things! ROFL

gag gifts [2007-04-26]
I did a search for baby shower gag gifts. There are some cute ones. Search Decision Dice, Deliver count down clock and Parent apology cards. http://www.baby-shower-games-etc.com/baby_shower_games.htm#First This has some cute onsies sets with hilarious sayings. Boob Magnet...caution attracted to both sides! http://store.babygags.com/

Song for MTs [2007-03-01]
Hilarious song for MT's enjoy!! http://www.mtindia.org/mtweek/Doctor%20Doctor.mp3

Eve and Adam [2007-02-24]
Lord, I have a problem. What's the problem, Eve? I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden andall ofthese wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, butI'mjust not happy. And why is that Eve? Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples. Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you. Man? What is that Lord? A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and bevain; allin all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster andwilllike to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that hewillsatisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel inchildishthings like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be as smartas you, so he will also need your advice to think properly. Sounds great, says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, butwhat's thecatch Lord? Well,.....you can have him on one condition. And what's that Lord? As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring .... soyou'llhave to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to beourlittle secret . you know, woman to woman.

Guidlines for docs [2006-07-13]
This is hilarious. I forwarded this to every MT I know!

tourettes [2006-01-27]
That's hilarious

Chinese video [2005-11-07]
I received this message from my daughter - Watch this, it is HILARIOUS. Especially the guy in the back who never even budges. Be sure to watch it til the end when they really break it down! http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6739710473912337648 It really is funny. I guess being a goofy teenager is universal. I'm approaching 60 and can remember doing the same thing (without video)- except for us it was the Beatles.