typing it in browser works

Hope this works! [2008-02-21]
How to tell if your feet stink! MEDICAL TEST STARE INTO THE CAT'S EYESFOR 10 SECONDS.Then Scroll Down NOW STARE IN THE PUPPY'S EYES FOR 10 SECONDS... Scroll Down Your CAT SCANand LAB TESTS are now complete -couldn't resist...Do you feel like working today?Tomorrow?The day after?Next week?Next Month?Me neither!I just want to party!You.......have a GREAT Day!!!Life is short! Break the rules!Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly!Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably.And never regret anything that made you smile.

my luck it doesn't work...perhaps type it into your browser. sorry [2008-02-08]
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typing it in browser works [2008-02-08]

OMG!!! LOL!! Works if you cut & paste. nm [2008-02-08]
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sorry about the errors, tried typing fast. [2007-11-01]
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My hubby works for this company, I always wondered what he did during the day [2007-09-04]
That makes it so much funnier to me.... Thanks for sharing.

great story - isn't it funny how Kharma works? [2007-05-12]

He works at Vonage too! [2007-03-11]

That dude works at Tracfone too! [2007-03-10]
He gets around!

The history of liberals and conservatives [2008-10-15]
I posted this on the politics board too - It's half political/half humor. Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter. The two most important events in all of history were: 1. The invention of beer, and 2. The invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer, and the beer to the man. These facts formed the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups: 1. Liberals 2. Conservatives. Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed. Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to barbeque at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement. Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement. Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy and group hugs, the evolution of the Hollywood actor, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide all the meat and beer that conservatives provided. Over the years, Conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jack@ss. Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of liberal women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most are social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood, and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat. Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, athletes, Marines, and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living. Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America . They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing. Here ends today's lesson in world history....... It should be noted that a liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before forwarding it. A conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true believers, and to more liberals...just to yank their chain. Have a great day!

Installing a Husband [2008-10-07]
Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed adistinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in theflower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly underBoyfriend5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, suchas Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installedundesirableprograms such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashesthesystem.Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix theseproblems,but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate.DEAR DESPERATE, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is anoperating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should thenautomatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will downloadthe Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seizecontrolof all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend5.0-program.These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limitedmemory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might considerbuying additional software to improve memory and performance. Werecommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck Babe! Tech Support

Mechanic and Cardiologist [2008-04-16]
A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop........ The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, Hey Doc, want to take a look at this? The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I make $39,675 a year and you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work? The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic... Try doing it with the engine running.

Kinda funny, in a macabre sort of way - [2008-03-25]
The patient is 85 years old. Under Social History he still works. He is a funeral director. You've heard of those who can't do, teach? Looks like those who can't die, bury!

Ilana has such great spirit and talent..sm [2008-01-11]
You can get to see some of her other works on the link below. Hit video clips or performances....be sure to turn up your speakers. Cat www.sandfantasy.com

You might be a transcriptionist if: [2008-01-03]
You might be a medical Transcriptionist if/when: The last book you read on vacation was a diagnostic guide to tendon injuries. Someone yells duck and you start typing d-U-c-t in midair. You start correcting people's grammar mistakes in a chat room dedicated to discussing movies and TV shows. You know your gluteus maximus from your olecranon process. Your favorite 3 words are end of dictation. You refer to making your holiday turkey as prepping and draping in the usual fashion. You guess the outcome of CSI in the first 5 minutes of the show after hearing the (not-so-mysterious) mysterious cause of death. You can't go into a doctor's office without asking the receptionist Who does your medical transcription? or commenting to your own doctor that you think he's a bad dictator and you feel sorry for the MT working for him. Your doctor tells you that you have a problem with your back but doesn't want to confuse you with the details and you ask him -- Were sagittal and coronal T1-weighted images performed and T2- and proton density-weighted images also obtained? You think percussion is something that belongs more in a medical report than in a rock band. You say to your honey, skip the flowers and chocolate for my birthday and get me the latest version of Stedman's Medical and Pharma spellchecker. You offer your landscaper 7 cents per line of grass for mowing your lawn. You press the left pedal in your car and you're surprised when the car doesn't go into reverse. Your neighbor comes to you to make a diagnosis based on a series of symptoms and advise them on whether to have surgery or not. (you refuse of course LOL) Your favorite quote is Acronyms bad, verbose originators good. You can fix stuck keys on your computer keyboard by turning it upside down and banging out the crumbs. You have a Mr. Coffee within arm's reach of your desk. The first place your husband and children look for you is at your desk rather than in the kitchen. Your husband and children wave their hand between your face and the computer screen to get your attention. You can fold laundry while sitting at your desk and listening to the latest dictator who speaks 5 words in 60 seconds... and still changes his mind 4 times on exactly how to put it. You step on people's feet to get them to repeat what they just said. You have a bladder capacity of more than a quart. You have a bookshelf by your desk in which no two books are the same color. Your dream is to someday have every book Stedman's makes. Your wrist rest has food spots on it. No one who doesn't know how to touch type can use your computer keyboard because at least half the keys have the letters worn off. Your friends have to learn your macro names in order to read your emails to them. Your husband and children have to learn your macro names in order to read the notes you write them. You are the only one in your family who can understand the clerks at the 7-11. You find watching only one TV screen at a time boring. You correct the pharmacist's spelling. It aggravates you that the keys on the telephone keypad are in a different order than the keys on the 10-key pad on your computer keyboard. You have a mini refrigerator sitting next to your computer tower. More than half the icons on your desktop have to do with drugs or dictionaries. There are more coffee cups in your office than there are in the kitchen. You have your Mr. Coffee plugged in to your UPS (battery backup). Your friends want you to go to their doctor appointments with them so you can act as an interpreter. You go to the doctor with your spouse who tells the doctor, She's a medical transcriptionist so I'll let her tell you what's wrong with me. To this, the doctor replies, OK...would you prefer to tell me or do you want to type it? You flip back and forth between work and newsgroups. You watch television commercials for prescription drugs very closely to see what the generic form is and how both are spelled. You get an invitation to something that specifies work attire and you wonder if that means fluffy slippers, flip flops - or if it would be okay to show up barefoot. You go to start the car to go to the grocery store and find the battery is dead. You don't know how long it's been dead.

Free mega bar... Coupon! [2008-01-02]
Just want to share. Maybe you can go out and have a free meal! I don't have these restaurants near me that I know of and have not tried this link! Hope this works for you. The person who sent this to me said it does work with no strings attached. If you have any of the following restaurants near you, you can get a coupon for a free mega bar...by just filling out 6-7 fields. . http://www.fishbowl.com/clt/buffets/lp/join/join_ryans.asp Old Country Buffet, Ryan�s, HomeTown Buffet, Country Buffet, and Fire Mountain -

How in th eneck did you find that?! Awesome! :-D [2007-12-30]
I am a HUGE arachnophobe yet at the same time am fascinated by spiders and everysummer I find a spider, just like the ones in the video, and deem it my 'therapy spider' in the hopes of overcoming my fears. Never works, but this little documentary gave me an inside peek at a side oftheir lives I never knew existed!

Did not work when I clicked on it, so I just typed the link [2007-12-10]
into the browser, and it works fine.

Wal-Mart [2007-11-19]
Yesterday I was at Wal-Mart and was waiting in the check-out line with a large bag of Purina dog chow in my cart. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog? . . . On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, but I was starting my Purina Diet again and although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time. However, since I'd lost 50 pounds on the diet before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now en thralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me? I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, hewas laughing so hard! WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore!!!

Am I missing something? [2007-11-18]
I thought that was correct? I googled it just because I thought maybe for years I have been typing it wrong. http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/hairy-cell-leukemia/DS00673

funny transcription mistake [2007-11-18]
When new w/ employer was checking old notes for formatting, etc. normal male genitalia w/ descended testes what made it onto the chart was normal male genitalia w/ distended testes. OUCH!

ASR boo boo [2007-11-15]
How about ASR typing phallus position for Fowler's position!

Zen sarcasm [2007-10-31]
Subject: Zen Sarcasm 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the heck alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire. 3. It is always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's' newspaper, that's the time to do it. 4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else. 6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. 11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. 12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. 13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield. 14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. 15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. 16. A closed mouth gathers no foot. 17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it binds the universe together. 18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. 19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving. 20. Experience is some thing you don't get until just after you need it. 21. Never miss a good chance to shut up. 22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and laxative on the same night.

Halloween card [2007-10-25]
Hope it works...Cat Click here: Witch's Brew - animated Flash ecard by Jacquie Lawson

Momsense! [2007-10-04]
hope the link works.

Immigration Test [2007-09-01]
Mujibar was trying to get into the USA legally through Immigration. The Officer said, Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it, you cannot enter the United States of America Mujibar said, I am ready. The officer said, Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green. Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, Mister Officer, I am ready. The Officer said, Go ahead. Mujibar said, The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.' Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you and works at a Verizon help desk. I talked to him yesterday.

Diet [2007-08-23]
The Pasta Diet and Your Health ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !! 1.. You walka pasta DA bakery. 2.. You walka pasta DA candy store. 3.. You walka pasta DA Ice Cream shop. 4... You walka pasta DA table and fridge. You will lose weight! AND...... CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET? For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies. 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 4. The I talians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. CONCLUSION Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

WARNING: This is really gross but it's really funny so read it anyway! [2007-08-22]
Since I'm sure we're on someone's poop list- (isn't that how it works??)I thought I'd send you a REAL poop list!!! Be prepared to LAUGH! :) The �Ghost� Poop The kind where you feel the poop come out, but there�s no poop in the bowl. The �Clean� Poop The kind where you feel the poop come out, see poopie in the bowl, but there�s no poop on the paper. The �Wet� Poop You wipe your butt fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don�t ruin them with skid marks. The �Second Wave� Poop This poop usually happens when you�ve finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to poop some more. The �Brain Hemorrhage� Poop You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke. The �Corn Cob� Poop No explanation necessary. The �Lincoln Log� Poop The kind of poopie that�s so enormous you�re afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush. The �Notorious Drinker� Poop The kind of poop you have the morning-after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush. The �Gee, I Really Wish I Could� Poop The kind where you want to poop but, even after straining your guts out, all you can do is sit on the toilet cramped and farting. (very frustrating if you�re using a pay toilet.) The �Power Dump� Poop The kind that comes out so fast that you barely get your pants down when you�re done. The �Liquid Plumber� Poop This kind of poop is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all over the floor. (You should have followed the advice from the �Lincoln Log� poop.) The �Spinal Tap� Poop The kind of poop that hurts so much coming out, you�d swear it�s got to be coming out sideways. The �I Think I�m Giving Birth Through My Asshole� Poop Similar to the �Lincoln Log� and �Spinal Tap� poop. The shape and size of the turd resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterward. The �Porridge� Poop The type of poop that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps coming. You have two choices: (a) flush and keep going, or (b) risk it piling up to your butt while you sit there helpless. The �I Think I�m Turning into a Bunny� Poop When you drop lots of little round turds that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water. The �I�m Going to Chew my Food Better� Poop When the bag of Doritos you ate last night lacerates your insides on the way out. The �What the Heck Died in Here� Poop Also sometimes referred to as the �Toxic Dump� poop. Of course you don�t warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odour. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out gagging and gasping for air. The �I Just Know There�s a Turd Still Hanging There� Poop Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last cling-on to drop off, because if you wipe it now, it�s going to smear all over the place. The �Fire In the Bowl� Poop The kind of poop that singes the hair around your butt from the big feed of Mexican food the night before.

Escription funnies [2007-08-15]
This is a report by Dr.Dictationfor patient Otto Recog Neizer. (This was put together from actual Escription bloopers in our facility in the last few months). CHIEF COMPLAINT: Diving accident with paint. The patient fell from Iraq and Iran to the ER which is interesting because the patient has a history of Iraq's dismal atrial fibrillation. HISTORY OF PRESENT ILLNESS: Pulp space is a 59-year-old woman who suffered a fall possibly secondary to a sinkable episode. Boats and soft tissues within normal limits, however. The patient had been brought in to have her toenails trimmed as they had been coughing and causing her some pain. She complained of acute epigastric left sided upper abdominal pain since this morning but able to eat cereal probiotic breakfast. She eats three males a day. If she eats a larger than usual male she will have more frequent bowel movements and tend to have a flare up of abdominal pain. PAST MEDICAL HISTORY: Head injury at age of 2 with fractured ball and repair leak leaving a slight bump on her forehead. Encouraged to try Lamisil cream twice daily to her toes and the bottoms of all her feet. MEDICATIONS: Benadryl for tackling the NuvaRing. She should be on 10 milk colons of potassium daily. Assi fix for groan's disease. ALLERGIES: The patient is allergic to irritable mice in Zosyn. SHe has allergies to certain pain pills which make her vomit Jake. FAMILY HISTORY: Family history is positive for a grandfather spanking grandmother with bipolar disorder. REVIEW OF SYSTEMS: Headaches involving the area right above her left eighth ear. No radiation of pain down her buttock into her arms. She does complain of porcelain leap. SOCIAL HISTORY: The patient lives in an assisted living facility in Amputee, Oregon and is highly educated with a master's of dizziness at ministry. She is close to another resident who is described as a scrotal friend. She works for a stalker's association. Their house was molested by a realtor, and she had a nervous breakdown and has a Gore phobia. There is a scant left politician noted and a trace amount of Republican fluid. No suspicous public apology identified but admits to steering Boyce. The patient was toasted. She has been more irritable lately and has broken things such as marriages. PHYSICAL EXAM: GENERAL: Reveals an engaging female in no acute distress. VITALS: She just, just, just died. HEENT: The small doll appears normal. There is no head and apathy. There may be a very slight decreased density projecting over left my sorry sinus. Animal food bilateral maxillary sinuses. The right eye shows some mattress fee of the macula. CHEST: There are sternal lawyers present. ABDOMEN: No organomegaly or animality appreciated. There is compression of thunder like superficial salsa. Abdomen is soft, nontender, skinny positive bowel sounds. Dog is distended. There is an abundance tool in the right abdomen. GENITALIA: Small left hydrocele otherwise no squirrel abnormality. EXTREMETIES: Warm and well perfused though people pulses were decreased and in the phalanx of Jesus. Extensive spawned Olympic changes on the cycle junction. NEUROLOGIC: THe patient is a right hand dominant, pig executive and a little bit hypo reflex sick. Cranial nerves 2-12 are intact with the exception of his horizontal nice diagnosis. LABS AND IMAGING: CHEST: Extensive postsurgical changes of a left upper lobectomy with a lucky lady effusion. The visualized lungAPCs are clear. The basilar vas hilarity is mildly increased with wild placement of the right lateral ventricle. Study shows television right hemidiaphragm unchanged. There is suspicion for a possible superior mediastinal mouse, for which a CAT scan is indicated. There is slight blunting of the right cost of chronic ankle. There is increased retrosternal hair space which results in mild narrowing of the drool sack. PLAIN FILMS OF THE HIPS AND KNEES: The oval ossific density superior patellofemoral joint may represent a loose latte. There is calcification noted adjacent to the great atrocity representing residual of old nononosseous union of the onerous childhood process. Gonzo soft tissues within normal limits. CT ABDOMEN/PELVIS: 8 mm calculus in the right renal pelvis, without evidence of obstructive teachers. On the left there is no evidence of stoner hydronephrotic change or renal cow collide. Nonspecific bilateral pelvic calcifications most likely flea bullets. Focus of the fatty staring in the litter is suggested. Small cavernous human genome in the right lobe of the liver along with a 7 mm lymph node to the pantheist. Apollo was seen in the gallbladder neck on sonography along with splenic Pharisees noted. There is also a solitary clip in the left parabolic gutter at about the level of the Iliad press. Oedipus is grossly unremarkable in appearance. CT BRAIN/SPINE:Three view study shows no apparent bombing of humility. There is posterior Boeing of thecortex and slight narrowing of the spinal canal. There is diffusely mulching disk at this level. (good for gardening). There mayalso be anterior wenching of a lower thoracic or upper lumbar vertebral body which is only faintly seen on this daddy duty technique. Lab results messy and found stabbed to the emergency room. ASSESSMENT AND PLAN: End-stage hepatic failure secondary to Pepsi. We plan on carpeting this abnormality with rehydrating her gently and I recommended that she take upyoga or some back strengtheningsex and flexibility exercise on a routine basis. Encouraged to try Lamisil cream twice daily toher toes and the bottoms of all her feet. Further evaluation with drug visualization is recommended. This will need to be adjusted up, as the patient was running a little on the high side, althoughthere is no Russian doing this.

Pay by page? [2007-08-11]
I was offered aposition typing office notes as an employee with pay by page. No printing, etc. What do you feel a fair rate would be? TIA

George Carlin [2007-07-09]
YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN By: George Carlin I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way! I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American. I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to. My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it. I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already. I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country! This is AMERICA. I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one? I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry rear if you're running from them.. I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are. And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it's good..... And I'm proud that God is written on my money. I think if you are too st*pid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years. I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making donations to their cause. I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents. And what is going on with gas prices... Again? I believe illegal is illegal no matter what the lawyers think. I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA! If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American. If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know. We want our country back! We NEED GOD BACK IN OUR COUNTRY!

Nope :( [2007-06-20]
I even tried right-clicking on the x, copying the URL, and pasting it into my browser address line. It takes me to Bellsouth email.

screening tests [2007-04-12]
I often find myself typing screaming instead of screening, i.e., instead of screening colonoscopy, screaming colonoscopy, which I think is probably more appropriate!

My funny typo. [2007-04-10]
Have you ever had a typo that just cracked you up? I type mammograms along with chest x-rays, etc. While typing dictation that states Abnormal breath sounds, I have caught myself typing Abnormal breast sounds. Wonder what abnormal breast sounds sound like. And what exactly would a NORMAL breast sound sound like?