How 'bout this quote:
Posted By: luv2laugh2 on 2007-12-06
In Reply to: Monty Python and the Holy Grail....sm - cat
Gentlemen, please, rest your sphincters.
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How 'bout this:
Yogurt smoothies.
Make up some cool name they'd like, "radical frosties", "shivering shakes", or something only they would appreciate, etc.
Get non-fat, non-sweetened plain old yogurt. Add fruit like strawberries, bananas, blueberries, etc. Sweeten it if need be with fruit juice, molasses, honey, brown sugar or heaven forbid, regular white sugar. A few teaspoons of sugar will not cause their teeth to fall out, nor will they get diabetes. Everything in moderation. Pay attention to the color of what you add - no kid wants to drink a beige glass of something.
Make it up ahead of time and stick in the freezer for 10 minutes or so to get it frosty. Blend it again before serving and put it in fun glasses with colorful straws, straws with umbrellas, goofy party decorations, action figures, stickers, etc. Ever see those cool huge martini-style glasses in neon colors at Wal-Mart?
Give it to them for desert! They won't even know what hit 'em!
Don't sweat it. Don't ask them what they want, just make nutritious healthy meals. If they are hungry enough, they will eat what you make. If they don't, they can get what they want themselves, but make sure there are no Twinkies, cookies, etc. as an alternative! I don't know of any kid that starved because they didn't like what was for dinner.
How 'bout one of these!
This is in such bad taste, but with the recent teacher & teddybear thing, I couldn't resist poking fun at this "religion of peace."
'Bout time, huh!?
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How 'bout Katrina? Love that name.
Even though there was a devastating hurricane by that name, I still love it and always wanted a granddaughter. Have all sons and they all had sons. Thought I would have a chance this time as my 35 yo son and wife are pregnant. But no, ultrasound shows another boy on the way.
At least the family name will continue. 
how 'bout walkin' 'round the block a couple of times?
 
Progressive. Try them for a quote.
State Farm dropped my brother and I from my parents for speeding tickets when we were both 16. I went with Progressive. It was a higher premium, but at least I was insured, which is most important. In our state though, you lose your license for a DUI. It is a shame they dropped you as the parent.
Love that quote!!!
I will have to remember that one! Thanks for your post.
That is "love your quote" - DUH! LOL
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Thanks, I will get a quote on their website. (nm)
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That's supposed to be quote. Sorry.
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I might get a different quote on an engine...
$10,000 seems very high.
this is actually the worst, I quote:
'.......Aren't boomer women great? They know how to solve a man's mid-life crisis without even breaking a sweat!'
This is so ridiculing and portraying the woman as cold and materialistic.
Here's the "Rainbow Bridge" quote (sm)
I personally don't believe in a god or an afterlife, but this little story makes a lot of people feel better when their animal passes, and if that can bring comfort to someone in a time of grief, I'm all for it.
"Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.
When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable.
All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor. Those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by. The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind.
They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent. His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster.
You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart. Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together.... "
Another heaven quote I love!!
Perspective on Death:
Death is God carrying us in one arm while the other flings aside heaven's door to welcome us back to the blazing hearth of our first home
.... while those inside, having arrived before us, rush to the door like glad children shouting, "They're here!"
Death has a bad name on earth but in heaven it's a homecoming party everytime the door opens.
God does not forget those earthbound children, sad and left behind.
God leaves the party early to enter into their despair and to get them ready for their own parties SOME DAY!
Phyllis Koehl (author)
Nice quote! I will remember this one. nm
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Can you name a movie, and then write a quote or two from it?
Jerry Maguire..."show me the money" and "you had me at 'hello.'"
In reply to your post where you stated, and I quote: (sm)
"I think that is why pharmaceutical companies are in the business (reference to to making money) or am I missing something here? "IMO, yes, you are missing something. IMO, Pharmaceutial Companies and the medications they produce save millions of lives each year, as well as allowing ill people to lead productive lives, improve their quality of life, as well as extended their life. While I do agree with your statement regarding making money, I believe wholeheartedly that medications save and extend peoples' lives.
I'm waiting for a quote from Tom Cruise to surface, being he's the expert on EVERYTHING. nm
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Funny thing....I will never forget reading a quote from Yoko Ono sm
When asked why she never smiled, she said her parents had told her, "Smiling is for shopkeepers."
Well, obviously not this one! 
Of course, but only with a pagan symbol avatar/picture and quote of an "incantation" : D
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Just wanted to comment on the wonderful quote at the bottom of your post!
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The text is a direct quote from TMZ, word for word.
Word for word from the title to the very end.
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