Ohhhh...he's a bad bad boy!

You know how they have/had that show wife swap?  Send that boy my way!  He would have to manually extract that spatula and pan from various orifices of his body if he did that in front of me (or even behind me--I've got eyes in the back of my head!).  I've got a couple of leather crops and a cattle prod I'd be happy to send your way if you'd like.  Give him a whole new definition of what it's like to be "p" whipped.

• Why did he do this??? - Anon
  • So happy to be single. - MslaMT
  • Ohhhh...he's a bad bad boy! - Hayseed
  • but, did he actually scratch the pan, or no? - NM
  • It sounds like he is purposely pushing your buttons. - hannakat
  • Gosh, these posts make me realize how much I love - my husband...sm
    • I thought the same thing but didn't want to - trose
      • I too am blessed.... - phillychick
  • Guys and pans - Arrgh! - passive aggression
    • You have been around some pigs! - Not same here
      • Count yourself among the lucky few . . . - I know they're out there (sm)
  • My cousin hunts, southern but don't know - Know something similar
  • No you were not wrong, and if it were me (sm) - Amethyst
    • well... - oh girl...sm

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My account (for almost 9 years now) is a large children's hospital, but I've yet to hear "snot" or "boogers" dictated.  They usually just say "nasal discharge" or "mucus." 

Speaking of which, is anyone else grossed out by those Mucinex commercials?  I don't know why, because I don't have a weak stomach, but those commercials with the green, jumping, talking, dancing mucous/phlegm balls make me sick!  I can't change the channel fast enough.  It might be a great product, but I'll never buy it.  YUK! 

Eeewww.  What a disgusting topic.  Sorry!