...from the Bush Barnyard, but don't worry,
Posted By: We'll Clean it up as soon as we can on 2009-03-16
In Reply to: Unfortunately, most of that manure is still left... - Zville MT
There was a lot of poop left over to be scoooped, but don't worry, we'll get it taken care of.
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Dont worry about Bush. OBAMA is ruining
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The Great Barnyard
"Not I," said the cow.
"Not I," said the duck.
"Not I," said the pig.
"Not I," said the goose.
"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen, and so she did. She planted her crop, and the wheat grew very tall and ripened into golden grain "Who will help me reap my wheat?" asked the little red hen.
"Not I," said the duck..
"Out of my classification," said the pig.
"I'd lose my seniority," said the cow.
"I'd lose my unemployment compensation," said the goose.
"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen, and so she did.
At last it came time to bake the bread. "Who will help me bake the bread?" asked the little red hen.
"That would be overtime for me," said the cow.
I'd lose my welfare benefits," said the duck.
"I'm a dropout and never learned how," said the pig.
"If I'm to be the only helper, that's discrimination," said the goose.
"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen.
She baked five loaves and held them up for all of her neighbors to see. They wanted some and, in fact, they DEMANDED a share! But the little red hen said,
"No, I shall eat all five loaves by myself!"
"Excess profits!" cried the cow. (Nancy Pelosi)
"Capitalist leech!" screamed the duck. (Barbara Boxer)
"I demand equal rights!" yelled the goose. (Jesse Jackson)
The pig just grunted in disdain. (Ted Kennedy)
And they all painted 'Unfair!' picket signs and marched around and around the little red hen, and shouted obscenities at her.
Then the farmer (Obama) came.
He said to the little red hen,
"You must not be so greedy."
"But I earned the bread," said the little red hen.
"Exactly," said Barack the farmer. "That is what makes
our free enterprise system so wonderful. Anyone in the barnyard can earn as much as he wants. But under our modern government regulations, the productive workers must divide the fruits of their labor with those who are
lazy and idle."
And they all lived happily ever after, including the little
red hen, who smiled and clucked, "I am grateful, for now
I truly understand."
But her neighbors became quite disappointed in her.
She never again baked bread because she joined the 'party' and got her bread free.
And all the Democrats smiled.
'Fairness' had been established.
Individual initiative had died, but nobody noticed;
perhaps because no one cared... so long as there
was free bread that 'the rich' were paying for.
EPILOGUE:
Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs.
Hillary got $8 million for hers.
That's $20 million for the memories from two people,
who for eight years repeatedly testified, under oath,
that they couldn't remember anything.
IS THIS A GREAT BARNYARD OR WHAT? 
Modern Barnyard
The Little Red Hen called all of her Republican neighbors together and said, 'If we plant this wheat, we shall have bread to eat. Who will help me plant it?'
'Let us do it for you' said the Chinese
'No! Let us do it!' said the Mexicans
'Let us put in our no-bid contract' said Haliburton
'Then I will do it by myself,' said the little red hen, and so she did. The wheat grew very tall and ripened into golden grain.
'Who will help me reap my wheat?' asked the little red hen.
"We will!" said the Mexicans.
'Yu to fa away' said the Chinese.
'We will do it if you find us labor who will work for peanuts and don't require benefits' said big corporate America.
'Sorry, said Haliburton, we have the no-bid contract.'
'But, can't I do it by myself,' said the little red hen?
Due to no-bid contract, Haliburton sold it off to cheap labor (Mexicans), and so illegal immigrants did it.
At last it came time to bake the bread.
'Who will bake the bread?' asked the little red hen.
'Due to hepatitis A break-outs, Haliburton decided the Mexicans couldn't bake the bread.'
"The wheat was shipped to China where various ingredients were added to increase the bulk and they decided to improve the protein with melamine and added some anti-freeze to sweeten the dough"
China baked five million loaves and shipped them to the USA to be sold.
The duck got the screaming squirts and blamed it on his stock portfolio imploding.
The cow's milk turned a greenish-black and blamed it on his dwindling 401k.
The goose laid a golden egg and vanished with his golden parachute.
Rush Limpballs grabbed his young cabana boy and bellered in self-righteous indignation "I HOPE THIS COUNTRY FAILS!"
'We need urban hip-hop to stimulate the party!' cried the cow. (Michael Steele)
'Shoot the hen!' screamed the duck. (Dick Cheney)
'Americans can do anything' brayed the jacka$$. (Bobby Jindal)
The pig just bellered in disdain. (Rush Limpballs)
The goose disappeared with the taxpayer's money. (Wall St., Citibank, Bank of America, et. al.)
And they all pointed fingers and marched around and around the little red hen, shouting obscenities.
Then the farmer (Obama) came. He said to the little red hen, 'You see how Wall St. and our bankers are so greedy.' 'They even went to churches to recruit poor people, for mortgages they couldn't afford, with balloon payments built-in so they could forclose on the houses and resell them again. They said "let the free market go" and there was no regulation.' So now, your bread is nothing but poison and is worthless.'
'But I earned the bread,' said the little red hen.
'Exactly,' said Barack the farmer. 'That is what makes our free enterprise system so wonderful. Anyone in the barnyard can earn as much as he wants. But under our previous administration's lack of regulation, the productive workers must be laid-off, banks were given huge sums of money with no oversight and are now failing to extend credit to keep workers employed. You must now stand in the bread line like everyone else.'
And they all lived under a new cloud of fear as terrorism was no longer as scary as total economic collapse. It appears the terrorists were actually the ones who were previously running our barnyard. The little red hen, fluttered and clucked nervously, 'I am grateful for what little I have, but the future is uncertain and the end is always near.'
But her neighbors started listening to Rush Limpballs and Sean Hannity and they started believing the rhetoric that was constantly hammered into their brains. She never again baked bread because she became so disillusioned by the racism running rampant in her barnyard.
Individual initiative will thrive. The has-been Republican rhetoric stopped gaining momentum. No one believed them anymore.....that's why the majority chose Barack Obama to run the barnyard. Freedom still rings. The have-to-have-it-now society started to die off and everyone started to realize "we are our brother's keeper." The old Republican stand-by "blame the poor" was no longer effective because, it too, was based on lies.
George W. Bush can't even PAY anyone to write his memoirs.
IS THIS A GREAT BARNYARD OR WHAT?
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Don't worry
Humor is completely lost on them.
Let me worry about how I look
don't worry your hateful little head.
Don't worry!
I am very sorry for the worry you will have.
At the same time, I hope you did not share these feelings with your son.
here's what I worry about
I agree with you that she will back up Obama when he is the official presumptive nominee. I think she is sincere in wanting to get a Democrat in the white house, even if it's not her. What I worry about is in her neverending quest to be the nominee she has made her loyalists very anti-Obama. She's really hurting the Democrats' chances in November by fighting this so hard with the rules committee and all. We need a unified party for November. I also worry that her loyalists are going to try to bully Obama into putting her on the ticket (not a good pairing IMO), as in, put her on the ticket or we won't vote for you in November.
And......Does that worry you? nm
sssssssss
At least they don't have to worry about having to ...sm
lose everything they have worked for all their lives because of a serious illness that their insurance won't cover.
Something I think all of us should worry about.
This whole ACORN thing is just nuts. A guy who is currently in England said that he already registered and voted early which proves that voter fraud is happening. This is something that should concern both democrats and republicans. Now I'm sure a lot of these registrations obviously won't show up to vote, but what about the ones who registered and then voted the same day. What about them? I just think it is a shame. Our country is better than this. The voters deserve better than this. I'm all for getting people to go out and vote. That is our right as American citizens to cast our vote......but when dishonest people pull this kind of stuff....it just really saddens me.
Oh, don't worry about me...
I'd pass. Would you?
Well, don't worry............sm
you won't get rotund on Obama's ice cream. He will make sure of that.
Still, I think you are rude and extremely condescending and arrogant to talk to people the way you do. sheesh.
Don't worry
I don't think it will be too long after January 20th that this board will be filled with "I can't believe Obama did that" or "That's not what Obama said he was going to do" He's also backed out on the promise of Change by surrounding himself with reruns of the Clinton administration. The time to not be blinded was before the election - now we have to make sure we're not fooled for the next four years.
Don't worry, they are going to have
hands!
Don't worry, she ain't going away!! she
name....she has too much fun here arguing with herself! ! I think she is hilarious, which ever name she uses.
"I won't have to worry..."
Obviously you do not watch TV. There have been numerous Obama supporters (albeit poor, uneducated people who were promised the moon to get on the bus and vote) who have been interviewed on TV stating, "I voted for Obama, now I won't have to worry about paying my mortage or paying for groceries or health care-Obama will take care of me now." I've watched those people on TV and just go to YouTube and you can watch the reruns.
Don't worry Lu...
Jack Murtha already said he'd house some of them in his district in PA. They're no worse than what he has there already. How get gets re-elected I'll never know.
O is doing nothing to worry me, FYI. nm
Don't worry...(sm)
The "pigs" will balance the budget. We just have to clean out all that manure that was left in the trough first.
nothing much we can do about it - so i just worry about
taking it 1 day at a time. If i keep my job 1 more day, i can buy some food. If i keep my job for 2 weeks, I can pay 1/2 my rent. And so on. MT is a hand-to-mouth world these days, so I dont have the time nor the energy to worry about what the big shots up on the Hill are doing.
Hon, don't worry about getting your
spelling straightened out. You got too many other problems in your life you need to get straightened out to worry about a little misspelled word!!!
No, that marriage ceremony was not gender specific, but how in the world would Adam and Steve ever have replenished the earth? Oh, I know, I am just one of those religious whacks, I guess. Thank God He gave me that much intelligence!! Good luck to you.
Not to worry. I don't think they'd be particularly
Regardless of what your sexual orientation might be.
Don't worry.
I am sure you will lose your rights and be extraordinarily renditioned by Homeland Security to one of the FEMA concentration camps for re-education before the bill comes due for this current economic crisis.
The only one who would worry about it is the one who has something to hide. sm
I could care less. I won't answer in this thread anymore.
I don't know. I worry about attorneys too
their life of fiscal sacrifice must be a hard cross to bear too...
I guess my worry is.
Like so many laws, once they are passed, they get bastardized to cover things they were not initially intended to. I think this might be worth paying close attention to. It just kind of makes me feel hinkey, if you know what I mean.
I wouldn't worry about it
Honestly, I think the last thing he needs to worry about is Hillary. I doubt he will get into the White House to begin with. The Rethugs will do anything to put a stop to that. I think they are the bigger threat in this picture.
yeah that's what i sit and worry about
What difference does it make? If she was wearing designer clothing, everyone would have something to say about that as well. Who cares what she's wearing as long as she's respectful. Gosh, some people find anything to complain about. 
Don't worry. That list will take a while
nm
Are you deaf? I said not to worry, we will be ..sm
living in a democratic country when Obama is president.
Don't think we have to worry about communism
Russia is in worse shape than we are. From CNBC, as of yesterday, we were down 17%, Russia 42%. I can't remember if that was the currency value or markets. Maybe you can check. I'm trying to work. LOL
O doesn't have to worry about NY
Well, I doubt O has to worry about carrying NY, I think it is pretty much a given. Wonder how much influence they have on other states.
Don't worry about the poster below
You stick to your gut instincts. You are right on so many levels. Most of what you say is true and we should all try to buy what is made in this country and discount any companies that have moved our jobs overseas or over the border.
Obama has some wonderful "butterflies and gumdrop" view of thinking he can be everybody's buddy, including Pakistan, which you notice he pronounces much differently than most and that says a lot to me, as well as Venezuela, Brazil, Russian, Cuba; the list goes on and on. Heaven only knows what deals with the devil he will make to get them to like "him" and I can guarantee you he will make this all about him.
The very idea that he tries to portray to the people in this country that 200-250K somehow makes you rich is a very deviant, sneaky, way of trying to mould a picture to the middle class of those "mean old rich folks" who have more than you like that is a terrible thing. How dare someone have something more than you! Isnt' that terrible? Don't you think we should take their money and partake? That way, none of you will have to work hard to achieve anything. Well, we have too many of those in this country that already sit on their duffs and do nothing but wait for the next check. We don't need to further the welfare state we are already in.
Your beliefs are dead on, so you just stick with them.
Not to worry. You are not the crazy one...sm
Pretty scary even if the poster represents only a small percentage of Americans. Thank God above they are in the minority. Keep the faith. Better times are coming. THese are just the tactics of desperate ignorant people but we will rise them up with us and show the world that Americans as a whole are not ignorant, gun toting, bigoted war mongers. Keep the faith.
is not going to have to worry. Whoops!
nm
Not to worry, her own party won't have her... sm
They see what she did to McCain and how she is really out for herself. It was a giant mistake that McCain won't admit but many many many republicans jumped ship because of Palin.
I wouldn't worry too much about that...(sm)
I doubt they'll find out anything more than they did with Bush's wire tapping.
why to worry about Iran
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=89476
Law abiding citizens don't have anything to worry about...sm
Just the same way a warranted wire tap should not have any problems procuring a warrant. It's too bad you don't see the potential for corruption here(and accusations are already floating).
As far as phone companies passing out private info, you have to give consent for companies to share your private information with other companies legally. That's why we have Consumer Privacy Laws (or is this a thing of the past too? No, really is it?)
Non't you worry your pretty little head about that.
Can I recommend an effective laxative to relieve you of that load of Focks News malarky you carry suffer from? Check out Cspan. The die hards aren't there. They may stay home, but the few that cross over will never put a dent in the vote deficit that will show up by the time election day rolls around.
I worry about the children on both sides sm
Obama's and Palin's. They are young and this is a different world now than it was when JFK was in and Carter too.
Though, I would think being a mother to very young children and being a VP is going to be a whole different situation than being the Governor. I would think there is going to be a lot more travel involved with a VP than Gov., but I might be wrong. Never having done either job, I can't really say.
I'm not saying that Obama's kids are going to be better off if he is elected either. I just don't know how used to their mom being away that Palin's kids are as opposed to Obama's kids. They've had a little more time to adjust. And, as sexist as it is, most people still believe that the primary parenting duty is on the mother. I am not saying that is what I think (it's 50/50 IMO), but I do believe the majority feel that way.
I worry about your obsession with witchcraft
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
And I worry about PALIN's obsession with it!
nm
If I were ignoring them, I wouldn't have a worry
Obama's motto is tax, tax, tax, and of course, he knows he will pull so many in who will follow him because soooo many of them live off the government as it is; he's betting on them. But, of course, there are dems who woke up a long time ago to him, me included. When it smells fishy and looks fishy, it's fishy....and that's putting it mildly.
Don't worry, I'll still write. nm
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Most of us have more pressing problems to worry
about than who someone played with back in junior high, or sat next to on a bus in 1966, or went to school with in 1973. My immediate concern is the FUTURE, not the past.
Can anyone TRUTHFULLY say they didn't make a mistake (or 3 or 4) early on in their lives? Or that they didn't know, or even befriend, someone who turned out to be less than upstanding? I know I can't. I stole a toy out of a teacher's desk once when I was in the first grade. And so what? Something like that shouldn't mark a person for life. You learn from your mistakes, and then you MOVE ON. That's what Americans are trying to do with their leadership in this election.
Good grief--Why worry about what
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Good question. That is what I worry about as well (sm)
Will doctors who do not want to perform abortions be forced to or lose their jobs? Will any healthcare worker who refuses to be a part of abortions be out of work?
Don't worry. If the economy keeps doing downhill...
such that it can be called a "catastrophe" by directive 51 (which would be Bush's decision by the way), you won't have to worry about Obama's tax returns. The only thing you will need to do is learn how to say "Heil Bush."
Don't worry - he's for helping us poor MTs
NM
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