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She seemed just fine. Comedy might be a

Posted By: better gig for her than the White House! on 2008-10-20
In Reply to: just curious about SNL - nm, OP

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Just the comedy
This was so funny!
It's COMEDY show
and the last I watched he was an equal opportunity offender....
political comedy
You are right.  It is so ABSURD that it is funny. 
The comedy writers on SNL are going to have a
  They were probably sharpening their pencils as soon as they saw that throwback to 1960's style step on stage.  "Return of the Church-Lady", except with an updated, 1964-ish,  "B-52's" updo. 
Comedy Stop

You know, that post regarding "Harlem dumbells" was a horrible post but you should see the post at our Comedy Stop regarding Andrew Jackson, George Washington and President-Elect Obama - NOW THAT IS DEFINITELY RACIST..


republican comedy
They've tried, they've failed (what was that series a couple months ago that instantly bombed?). I wonder if that's in part because of the way the party leadership has decided to define the party as pro-rich, pro-white, pro-corporation; these are not particularly funny positions, unless you're satirizing them.

Of course, the problem is that the "liberal" shows are owned by big corporations who are not interested in changing the system, and so they too have to hew a safe party line, a sort of mild centery-leftishness. Shows are terrified of offending sponsors or viewers; that is, offending them on any issue that actually *matters*, rather than just showing distasteful things and giggling like teenagers at them.

Boy, how did I make a post about comedy sound so boring?
There you go. You should do a comedy tour.
You crack me up, BigBug, you really do.

Does your tin foil hat pick up Radio Free Europe as well as BSNBC?


Some political comedy for a Saturday.

I pulled this from a diary from the Daily Kos, made me giggle.  Some of it is arguable of course, but grossly true nonetheless.  It is a list of how conservatism and communism are the same.


1. Anti-Environmentalism Radicalism. (Cons put the economic interests of the corporation first.  Communists the economic interests of the govt bureaucracy first.  The rest of us put the people first.)


2. Anti-Middle Class Tax policies (This is at the cornerstone of both philosophies.  Sadly, conservatism is worse.)


3. Boy Scout/Pioneer type groups for children.  Compare the right wing forces behind the Boy Scouts and the Communist programs of their Pioneers.  They're mirror images of each other.  


4. Bureaucrats Making Medical Decisions (HMO bureaucrats are basically the same thing as communist health care bureaucrats.  The rest of us want doctors and patients making these decisions.)


5. Censorship


6. Civil Rights Opposition


7.  Death Penalty Fanaticism - Granted there are many progressives, liberals, and moderates who support this but it is usually communists and conservatives who are most gung ho about the death penalty.


8.  Excessive and Unwarranted Use of Military Force.  War is profitable, peace is not.  Both philosophies also tend to distrust people.


9. Flag Desecration means jail.


10. Govt Owns A Woman's Womb Yep, even on abortions the communists believe they control a woman's womb.


11. Habeas Corpus Denial


12. Illegal Wiretapping of Citizens


13. Immigration Hostility - Both philosophies tend to be distrustful of immigrants and seek to deny newcomers opportunities.


14. Individual Rights Denying - Both philosophies hate the individual and don't believe in individual rights.


15. Lack of Due Process.


16. Media Consolidation.


17. No Right To Privacy.


18. Occupational Safety Denying -


19. Orphanages That Suck - Compare Newt Served Wife With Divorce Papers While In Hospital Bed Undergoing Cancer Treatment Gingrich's plan for orphanages to the communists plan for orphanages.  Both support run down abuse centers straight out of Oliver Twist.


20. Patriotism Misdefined-- Both define it in terms of shallow symbols and blind nationalism.


21. Police Abuse and Brutality - Both conservatives and communists oppose good cops and instead want to see law enforcement run by rogue cops who misuse their public positions for political witchhunts.


22. Proliferation of Nuclear Weapons


23. Rote Learning In Education (NCLB's teach to the test curriculum is Soviet communism education revamped.)


24. sex police - Both philosophies want to regulate consenting private sexual activity between adults.


25. Sexism -- Both philosophies tend to view women as inferiors out of the twisted Victorian era and not as equals.


26. Tort Rights Destruction -- (including govt bureaucrats not jurors making decisions, denying plaintiffs access to courts, and loser pay schemes)


27. Torture


28. Underfunding of Schools


29. Unions -- Both philosophies oppose democratic unions.


30. Voter Rights Denying - both oppose free, fair, and honest elections where all adults are registered to vote and their votes are accurately counted.


31. Wasteful Defense Spending - Both philosophies actually oppose strong national defense.  Instead they support using the military budge as a welfare distribution center for cronies and unnecessary expenses.


32. Welfare For The Well Connected  Neither philosophy believes in merit or opportunity.  It's about power and using that power to reward your cronies and ass lickers.


33. Workplace Discrimination Permitted - Both philosophies believe that govt bureaucrats and corporate management may discriminate against their workers for illegal reasons and the screwed employees shall have no recourse.


-ISMS (should this go on the comedy board?) sm
Just thought I'd share this funny with all of you. Today I had a discussion with a teenager about the election and US and world history. We talked about sexism, racism, extremism, radicalism, terrorism, capitalism, communism, fascism, socialism...a LOT of -isms.

He said, "Well, with all the problems Obama is inheriting I hope we don't see a democratic ANEUR-ISM. And what do Palin and the Republicans embrace? FASHION-ISM?"

LOL!

"We climbed out of the ashes of all our isms, and believe me, we have a lot of isms. But now our isms are wasms."
-- Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler

Have a great rest of the weekend!

Why don't you just post on the Comedy Board?...nm
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gt's post is what is known as a joke, comedy, humor.

If you take every bit of humor or joke completely literally perhaps you have Asperger syndrome.  This is a high-functioning autism. 


Your inability to understand the irony behind jokes/humor must make you a very hard person to deal with on a personal level.  The world must seem to be a very cold and forbidding place for you.


There is no known cure for autism or Asperger syndrome.  There may, however, be a cure for someone who intentionally makes themselves appear stupid in order to put forth their own agenda.


That piece didn't look like it was meant as comedy.

If it was, I apologize.  I guess I totally missed it.  Must be my weak mind. 


RW should stick to comedy and leave politics out
I saw him interviewed on the Graham Norton show. He was about drooling at the mere mention of the name Obama. His eyes glazed over and you could almost see him enter a trance. I like RW as a comedian very much. Funny as anything and I will LMAO at his comedy routines, but when he starts interjecting his opinion of politics, well lets just say he should stick to comedy and funny voices. That's what he does best. I do agree with the poster who said "another ignorant celebrity". Many of them are ignorant about the issues. 98% of the Hollyweird people live in their own little world and don't know what it's like to live in the real world like we do. But they think because they have millions, live in mansions, and that their fans worship the ground they walk on they are more knowledgeable about politics. Unfortunately because RW spouts off at the mouth with his little knowledge of politics, it really ruins it if he acts in a movie. Very similar to Tom Cruise and his Scientology taking over his life. Doesn't make me want to watch any of his movies.
Yeah but, what about the comedy we'll miss!! LOL. nm


Oohh........is this the comedy board, ....??? sorry, that statement is too funny if you have been
she CAN see Russia from her house!
then you should be fine

This is yet another fine..
reason to stay out of Wal-Mart. If everyone who is so upset about words would put the same amount of energy into confronting Wal-Mart about all their real sins we would all be a lot better off.
It's fine....
I'm probably still upset about Howard Dean being run out of the race way back when... I'm just sick of the whole scene.
Fine: s/m
Then you can sit down for crumpets and tea with all the madmen who hate America for our freedom.  Keep in mind that unless you believe in this radical Islam (2 more words which the drive-by media has completely eradicated) you (including Obama) are an infidel.  A close friend of my husband (mine, too) is from Iran.  He's as active in conservative politics as many of us are.  Gee, I wonder why...
Fine by me........
As far as I'm concerned, the UN definitely has no credibility and never has. It is a joke of an organization and one the U.S. DOES NOT belong in!!! They wouldn't know credibility if it slapped them in the face let alone credibility of a good woman.
no name is fine and not every uses me and
maybe I've missed something but I've never seen anyone sign their messages I. I could be wrong, but I've never seen it.

The reason is your and my viewpoints differ so much. There are too many people switching names on a daily basis and I prefer to just keep it to me. That way people won't think I've gone off the deep end or taking any drugs when you spew your fabrications about O'No.
If that happens, fine. But at least I will have had NOTHING to do with it...
and I can live with that.
Thanks, she's doing fine
have to wait for bx results.  I think no news is good news.  Appreciate the prayers!
That's fine with me
it's been needing some livening up anyways! :)
Thanks. I will be fine
I could see it coming for the past few months and had cut my hours back. Also, I have always had 1 or 2 other jobs just to protect myself.

I had sent out some resumes over the past few months because I had a bad feeling about the hospital, and actually started a new job the day after I got the bad news. The money is not as good, but it is better than not getting paid at all!
Everything is not fine in our country

... but I will put my flag up on the 4th of July. 


I find it so sad that our country is so very divided and the ugliness and meaness has come out of everyone's mouths.


It seems that some of it is the religious versus the nonreligious, the gay and the hetero, our way or no way..


no matter who is president, we are all equal and should all be treated wiht respect.


Peace.


 


 


Yes, they are very fine words..
 written by some very fine minds. Ghandi says much the same. I think I'll stick with the great minds. Cat bites and scratches dangerous ?...sometimes...people who mistreat animals or wish them harm dangerous ?...always. 
Those are really fine words.
However, if the cat is harming human life, and everyone knows how toxic a cat scratch or bite can be, and the owner refuses to maintain her animal, what is the solution?  Maybe a new home. 
That's fine if you want to be told
you aren't worthy of an MRI, right? Because it's too expensive?
Oh I don't know, you are doing a heck of a fine job...
passing off insult as intelligence. You have it down to a fine art. Verrryyy impressive. "Certainly the issues seem to be a big taboo." Well I suppose so...since I have asked you a very simple question repeatedly and you can't seem to stop with the insults long enough to answer it....lol.

As to plagiarizing...rather than do that, you just post under different monikers...to support your own argument I guess? Ahem. Ego need a little stroking there?

Hope you find some of that substantive conversation. Heaven only knows who would sit through a 20-minute dissertation hoping that at some time a point would emerge or just one little question would be answered. Good luck!
that's all well and fine, but today's
world never sees any racism as funny, so given the serious nature of this particular board, humor just did not come on the radar.
Sure she was fine with you until she wised up
and brings up talking points that represent concerns of the democratic party. Nothing wrong with considering all sides to a story.
She will handle herself just fine....
better than O, at the very least as well. And she is the #2 person...not the #1. We elect him, we get him day 1, and all the experience (limited though it is) is #2 on your ticket.
Just fine isn't good enough. nm
xx
You have your opinion, and that is fine....
I have mine.
No need to ridicule. If you don't believe, fine....
but no need to ridicule. If a rabbit's foot was lucky it would still be on the rabbit...?
not to put too fine a point on it, but
It was because gas was too expensive this summer, so people just skipped the soda at the gas station. (that is actually the truth).
We're actually fine, thanks for asking...
we are pretty good at managing our finances; we were also taught at a young age to save our money, to not put it all in the stock market, plus we are debt free but the house. Should something happen to our jobs, we have a year's living expenses put away for that. The media would have you believe everyone is living hand to mouth, has lost all their money in the stock market, and are one step from declaring bankruptcy or being homeless, and that just isn't the case.
Another fine example of the "pot" again
:)
Fine. Then you should understand it when I say....
Obama will get my respect when he earns it. Just as I would expectg if McCain had won he would have had to earn your respect...and would never have gotten it, right? Can't we just be HONEST about this? lol.
Okay, fine. That is hypocritical
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Did you ever think that speaking is fine, but
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I'm perfectly fine with that.
Thanks Amanda - you explained it well. I had never heard the term anchor babies. If they are born in the US then that's fine for president.
fine point

you've made there. 


 


I think it is perfectly fine -
You also have to take into account the differences in what one generation feels is appropriate and what the next generation feels is appropriate.

I can remember when I was younger being told I could not even wear jeans to McDonald's when applying for a job, that I needed to wear a dress. Now, with the new generation, you don't even need your "BEST" jeans on - anything goes.

Going for a business interview? Well, forget the dress and panty hose... wear a pantsuit or a dress with bare legs.

At least Obama still has on a dress shirt and a tie, and I am sure the jacket is there available when it is needed.

I also read that one of the problems is that Obama does not like the cold and he keeps the thermostat turned to an uncomfortable high if you have on a jacket.
The Lake is just fine
It used to be horribly polluted but it is fine now.  My uncle and aunt own a cabin on Middle Bass Island which is right across from Put-In-Bay.  My uncle fishes for Walleye out of the lake all the time.  In fact, I was worried he was one of the idiots caught out on the ice that had to be rescued.  LOL!  Thankfully he was not, but he could have very easily been.  He loves to ice fish.  We used to vacation there every year with my aunt and uncle. 
I think he would handle it just fine...(sm)
However, I don't believe a man should be measured solely based on his ability to fight.  I'll take brains over brawn any day.
That's OK. I'm sure you can put your trust in fine,
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Fine, don't answer the question. SM

I am more than happy to vacate this board. I was just waiting for proof of the heinous allegations that were made against Laura Bush, but obviously you don't have any and can't be bothered.  I will not post here again.  It might be nice if you stopped your pot shots on the Conservative board as well. 


agreeing to disagree is fine ...
But it never seems to stop there. I don't own a gun and probably never will. I don't think anyone should, but I do believe it is their right and I would never fight to try to take that away. That is agreeing to disagree.

I believe in a woman's right to chose, you don't. I respect that (that is why it is a choice), but when people starting trying to take that choice away from me, that is not agreeing to disagree, that is telling me what to do, not to do, and that is what I have a problem with.
Fine, put Sarah in his place. She has more
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