It really does pay! (sm)

Just in case you were wondering if all your efforts are in vain, here's a mathematical formula to ensure your success. 

       From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
       What Makes 100%?
       What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
       Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than
100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to
give over 100%.
       How about achieving 103%?
       What makes up 100% in life?
       Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer
these questions:
       If:
       A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is
represented as:
       1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26.

       Then:
       H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
       8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

       and
       K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
       11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

       But,
       A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
       1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

       And,
       B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
       2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
     
  AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

       A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
       1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
   
    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard
work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there,
it's the Bullshit and    Ass kissing    that will put you over the top!

Puts a little different spin on things, doesn't it??? 

• It really does pay! (sm) - Giving more than 100%
  • Sure seems that way! LOL....nm - wanderer
    • This is great! - MQ MT

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