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This is simply too funny!

Posted By: Joanie on 2007-06-14
In Reply to: Your foot is not going to fall off. Now I confess I did not - read inside post. nm

Thanks for the confession!


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Simply tell them this -
I do think it is rude of them to ask such a personal question. If they ask, tell them the opportunity has not presented itself yet and leave it at that and smile sweetly. :-)
To simply

I am not denying access to my house...my son is not banned from my house....I just do not see the need for anyone who is not living fulltime in a residence.....my house, your house, sister's house or whatever....People on here keep saying I'm yelling and screaming because I capitalized a couple of words.....


I simply wash most of them in the
I turn them upsidedown and swish them in a couple of inches of water. Let the water out of the tub and just let them lay there and drain OR set them outside in the sun to dry. Be careful if it is windy!
I'm not bashing that - simply asking sm
if it were your biological child doing the bad things, would you have the same response? Hypothetically, if your daughter was selling drugs or making good money without being generous, would you still be having the dilemma about giving gifts? I am not implying that your daughter is a bad person, just that if the shoe were on the other foot, would it be handled the same way.
I know you are right. That is what scares me now. I simply SM
don't care about myself at all anymore.  I have been lost in the process of just trying to keep afloat. Thank you so much for sharing your experience with me. 
My point was simply....
don't judge someone else when you have walked in their shoes. Your posts about the daughter you don't want in your life are pretty nasty and sounds like you are regretting that one. Yes using abortion as birth control is dysfunctional. Quit being so hateful!!!!!!
Simply don't let the other dog eat the others food. sm
I have a pup (2 years) and a senior (15 years).  Obviously the pup eats a lot quicker and has the appetite to sharf his down.  You need to start off letting your dog know that rewards come from proper behavior.  They sit politely for their food and eat when you release them.  They absolutely do not eat from the other dogs bowl EVER.  Eventually they learn, this is mine and I eat this and not the other.  The other dog learns the same.  YOU have control over all of the dogs resources and stick with it.  If you haven't been training then start with some basics like leave it and release for their own food and leave it for the other dogs food.  Look up NILIF on Google and it really helps with harmony in any household with dogs, especially with multi-dog households.  NILIF does not have to be harsh and can be used to have lots of fun.  Believe me, my dogs are as spoiled as any, but they follow the rules and have fun doing it. 
Simply don't let the other dog eat the others food. sm
I have a pup (2 years) and a senior (15 years).  Obviously the pup eats a lot quicker and has the appetite to sharf his down.  You need to start off letting your dog know that rewards come from proper behavior.  They sit politely for their food and eat when you release them.  They absolutely do not eat from the other dogs bowl EVER.  Eventually they learn, this is mine and I eat this and not the other.  The other dog learns the same.  YOU have control over all of the dogs resources and stick with it.  If you haven't been training then start with some basics like leave it and release for their own food and leave it for the other dogs food.  Look up NILIF on Google and it really helps with harmony in any household with dogs, especially with multi-dog households.  NILIF does not have to be harsh and can be used to have lots of fun.  Believe me, my dogs are as spoiled as any, but they follow the rules and have fun doing it. 
He gave it a good try and simply does not like it. ALso, SM
the thought of the bugs and spiders makes my skin crawl, and I am not a young child. I say encourage the other avenues of his interest and don't force him to do something that brings him to tears after he has given it a reasonable amount of time.
I was simply answering the above post
which said they thought a person who only paid taxes should get a refund. I don't have a grudge against a person getting a refund. This is not what the post was about. My aunt has not worked in years and years and I know she does not pay taxes, has not for years and she got a refund. Goody for her! Oh, as far as getting lots back on SS. When I start mine later on in Sept I will be getting almost 2000 a month so that is not too bad. Oh, another thing, my aunt has lived on her SS for a long time now. It really depends on where you live, your lifestyle, how you spend but she did and hers is nothing like what I will draw.
I read it, but I simply refuse to believe it

One in seven people believe it is acceptable in some circumstances for a man to hit his wife or girlfriend if she is dressed in “sexy or revealing clothes in public”, according to the findings of a survey released today.


A similar number believed that it was all right for a man to slap his wife or girlfriend if she is “nagging or constantly moaning at him”.


The findings of the poll, conducted for the Home Office, also disclosed about a quarter of people believe that wearing sexy or revealing clothing should lead to a woman being held partly responsible for being raped or sexually assaulted.


Although a majority of 1,065 people over 18 questioned last month believe that it is never acceptable to hit or slap a woman, the poll found that those aged 25-39 were more likely to consider that there were circumstances in which it was acceptable to hit or slap a woman.


Men and women over 65 and those in the lower social class groups D and E are more likely to believe that woman should be held partly responsible for being raped or sexually assaulted, Ipsos Mori telephone poll found.


Jacqui Smith, the Home Secretary, said: “Violence against women and girls is unacceptable in any form no matter what the circumstances are.”


Ms Smith said that more needed to be done to challenge attitudes that condoned violence against women and girls.


She was speaking as she launched a police lead review of whether new laws are needed to tackle serial domestic violence abuses and whether there is a link between the early sexualisation of young girls and violent abuse.


One idea being considered is to allow women to ask police if a new partner has a record of domestic violence. A pilot scheme that allows women to request information on whether a new partner has a history of child sex abuse is currently underway in four police force areas of England and Wales.


But MS Smith was confronted at a working breakfast at which she launched the campaign by a veteran domestic violence campaigner.


Sandra Horley, chief executive of Refuge, accused Ms Smith over breakfast at the Cinnamon Club in Westminster of using “gimmicks” and “spin”.


She said that government action so far had been “piecemeal” and condemned plans for a database of serial domestic abusers.


Ms Horley said: “We have had enough talking – we need action. As for the perpetrators’ register, it is a gimmick and doesn’t address the root problem.


“The majority of violent men don’t come to the attention of police and it won’t keep women safe.


“Police can’t be expected to monitor relationships and love lives of offenders.”


She went on: ”The Government is hoping to get away with useless initiatives like this register and it is hypocritical to sound tough and do little.”


She said that the cases of Sabina Akhtar and Katie Summers showed that not enough was being done.


Ms Smith tried to interrupt the tirade but was shouted down before Vera Baird, the solicitor general, stepped in to argue the Government’s case.


I was simply stating what my sweet addiction is and what
my not sweet addiction is.
Crates are simply a housebreaking tool that becomes the
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I just wanted to tell you if you never got the Love and Theft CD you simply sm
must. I literally played this for months on end and could not listen to anything else. It is wonderful. One song he states he was in a hotel that was so crappy he called room service and ordered a room!  Typical Dylan. Give a listen if you have never  heard it.    
I offered up no excuses, simply said that ALL toddlers..
misbehave at some point in time. They are people like you and I and have bad days, like you and I.
simply explain that for several years KFC has had many side options
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The family practitioner I worked for simply snipped...

skin tags off without local, as the injections caused just as much pain, if not more, than the quick snip.  These were small skin tags though and the scissors were super sharp surgical scissors, not like the kind found in a kitchen junk drawer ;-)


Depends on your pain threshold and how squeamish you are about things like these I guess.  Couldn't hurt to numb the area with ice or even Anbesol first.    


You're so funny!!! That's what I wanted - funny redneck stories
Just kinda tired of my house looking like Sanford and Son - LOL!
simply make up an excuse of having other plans and override her boldness
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My sister opened my eyes the other week and simply stated SM
that most of the people pulling this country down have children, sometimes lots of them.  These kids have no guidance and only know what they see.  Unfortunately, a lot of them grow up like mom and dad, thinking they don't have to work, they can take what they want from others, and they can just generally be an annoyance to everyone around them.  Thank God for school teachers who are there to provide guidance and structure for a lot of these kids.  Sometimes it is the only place they find it. 
This was simply an honest post/poll made by a regular poster.
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On the HGTV shows, they paint over the stones and redo the mantle simply if you need
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A product called 'Fruit Fresh' or simply lemon juice

Drizzled over the fruit that browns will keep it from browning...or at least I think anyway.  Never take cooking advice someone who messes up hard boiled eggs.



That is too funny... I'm sure it wasn't funny at the time.
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Funny looking Bob with the funny looking wife

Thats funny!! Thanx
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too funny !!!

It's funny that you say this...
about "sounding rude". I wonder how much time your in laws and family members actually put into their decision before asking you to care for their mother? I wonder if it has even occurred to them that they are being rude to even consider asking this of you when there are professionals who can do this and should do this for their mother?

Believe me, you have no idea how much of yourself you actually lose when thrown into a situation that's convenient for everyone else. Believe me, everyone else has figured out how to say "no" by passing the responsibility on to you so that they can continue their lives without being inconvenienced.

However, you're right in being polite; however, you can still say "no" and not be rude. Don't feel guilty either for not playing the martyr.


This is so funny!!! LOL!!

I have an 18-year-old son who LOVES to be on the computer doing the instant message thing.  He knows all the lingo, codes, blah blah blah.  Well, he is not used to the Short Hand being on on my computer, but sometimes he uses my computer when I am not working.  Can you see where I am going with this?


Anyway, he (and probably a dozen other of his buddies) were instant messaging each other on line.  So my son needs to go do something and he just typed BRB for "be right back."  He jumped up and did not see this expand to BRIGHT RED BLOOD.


LOLOL.  Frantically, word travelled through cyberspace that something must have happened because he just typed in bright red blood and left.  When he finally went back to his screen he had all these worried messages...are you all right?  what happened???  are you alive???


I got the best laugh out of that!  He had to explain to everyone who had "heard" just  what had happened and now he is much more careful.


 


How funny - if he
had put that in on my computer it would be "bright red blood per rectum"  Not a great idea!  
Oh, that's funny!

That must be the game system that I have heard talked about and someone laughingly said that this game would actually give you carpal tunnel, pulled muscles, etc. 


 


Lynn


Funny...
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How funny!
Gave me a good laugh, which I needed! Thanks.
Funny too how you can think that you like
they have made here, and then all of the sudden realize they are not as nice as they seem by other posts that they make.
funny

Born and bred Texas, but never heard that before - i'm trying to figure out if it could be a compliment ???


This is funny because.....
I grew up with these sayings and use these all the time in my everyday talking without thinking about it. Hubby comes to me all the time when things he hears at work asking me what does this mean, such as "buying a pig in a poke", "don’t look a gift horse in the mouth", "leaving someone high and dry", so many, so little time.....I throw these around because where I came from everyone knows what they mean and we think nothing about using them. Bless his little short self he doesn’t know and I laugh when he tells me to speak "English."
LOL! Too funny . . .
When I told my son (after a couple of years of him questioning it because peers had already told him), he said, "The thing that made it most believable is that we never have a lot of money, but there is always so much cool stuff on Christmas morning!"
Too funny! >^..^<

My funny
One of my ESL doctors said the patient's lower extremities have disappeared. LOL.
That is too funny!

that was funny!...nm

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and that would be me...*how funny*....s/m

  And I'm a woman of my word - I never steer people wrong, rarely give unsolicited advice, and let me state it was fun emailing with you today!!  *giggling*......Nice to put the people with their posts...*lol*  I never put a name in but you know my name as I do yours now. 


*too funny*   


Have a GREAT evening :) 


 


OMG! That's too funny!
She's so adorable though I think I can overlook it!
Funny you should say that (sm)
We were watching the news while eating breakfast this morning and they had bad reviews of Premonition, and I told DH, "Well if they don't like it, I'll probably love it".  That's what usually happens.
That is too funny, and just to think my
hubby told me just today he had to give colas up, hmmm..
Funny, my mom too!
And I have used everything else you can think of, now 40-something, and my skin looks like crap :( Gonna get me some of that miracle potion too!
That's so funny! sm

The strange thing is, I've seen adult birds (I don't know what kind, but they aren't very big - not crows or anything) harrass the cats far more than the other way around.  The birds will dive-bomb the cats if they dare to walk out in the open, and the cats just duck their head down and run to get away. 


I've always wondered why the cats put up with it, why they don't just stand their ground and swat at the bird.  I think the birds must be protecting a nest to be this bold.  I've seen them dive-bomb our dogs too.  It seems there is always one bird who will "stand watch" and become very vocal if anyone (us, dogs, cats) go into the yard.  I halfway expect them to dive-bomb me one of these days.  They aren't foolin' around! 


that's really FUNNY!!! ..........s/m

I don't know how that would happen...unless Diana is *padding* her age. 


All I can say is I was at the Brooklyn Fox Theater with my older sister MANY times standing outside waiting to see shows with Little Anthony and the Imperials, Otis Redding, Martha and the Vandellas, Smoky Robinson and the Miracles, the Shirelles, and many many other groups when I was 12.  I also saw similar groups at the Apollo Theater in Harlem when my school took us all there when I was 16, was the last time I/we ever saw Otis Redding unfortunately.  The Tymes and the Shirelles came to my high school for the graduation/prom events to perform.


Diana Ross and the Supremes...I cannot remember if they were there at the Brooklyn Fox theater....they were not at the Apollo when I was there, but I loved the Supremes songs...I was such a Motown person, still  love that era of music/songs.


fun reminiscing.....


lol, funny!
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seems funny to me....
Jay Leno is one to make fun.  He looks like the moon face on the old Mac tonight McDonald commercials. 
LOL that is so funny- I used to think
that all cats were girls and all dogs were boys and that they would get married (yes, married) and have mixed litters of both. I can't remember where I got that idea, though.