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Where is John's head? (sm)

Posted By: LowlyMT on 2008-05-21
In Reply to: You mentioned 'logic' and 'man' together - Ok...

It's in his crotch.


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Made me sick.

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The man who teaches The Secret said that everyone wishes everything that happens to them into their life.

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his head IS very very bizarre
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Did you hit your head before or after fainting?
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my mom said same thing about wet head...

it's like if you spill the salt, it's bad luck....these are old *wives tales* perpetuated WAY_BACK_WHEN....a.k.a. superstitions for some of them...


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