you made me laugh Bella
Posted By: mammamt on 2007-08-14
In Reply to: ***** LOL, that should say I think you CAN be happy... **** - Bella
When I read the subject line, I thought wow what a bad attitude that is, then I read your post and realized you must have mistyped it. LOL,. Sorry about the baby, it stinks when our babies are ill, especially at that young age when they cannot really tell us what the problem is.
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That made me laugh.
You are right about the gorgeous doc. My old OB doc years ago was so gorgeous. Beach bum, bleeched hair, dark skin and just gorgeous. I only saw him once. Not kidding. Couldn't go there.
I hope your hysterectomy goes well when you have it. My best friend had one 6 months ago, and fortunately she was able to have a vaginal hysterectomy and not abdominal. She was fine in a couple of weeks. Mainly just sore. Lots of good thoughts for you.
Made me laugh. When I go in for my
BP check, I will use that line, but will say it is my
husband's driving.
Thanks for the funny.
That made me laugh...
The image of 2 little girls standing there with switches in hand, crying after a fight...funny! Your dad was right on the money though, smart man!
Oh, you made me laugh!!!
Thanks for that. I can just picture myself doing that, too. 
Made me laugh...I like those panels but...
I think I'd like them for the living room. He doesn't like the light coming from behind the curtain.
What I have up blocking is that material you mentioned but I stapled it. I tried using sticky tack stuff (poster tack) but then I just stapled it one day. Maybe I'll try the Velcro.
And I did think maybe one day I would try to make the roman shades, I've seen patterns on craft shows.
thanks for the ideas and g/l with you nightowl.
LOL! This post made me laugh SO much.
I have been known for doing the creepy crawly dance myself. But picturing this in a public place full of people, well I just think that's hysterical! Thanks for sharing!
You made me laugh out loud!!!! nm
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This one made me laugh because bear was one of the best
meals that I've ever had. One of our scout leaders is a hunter, and brought a bear tenderloin on one of our camping trips. He marinated it in Italian dressing and then cooked it over an open flame on a grate. It tasted very much like beef filet. He had enough for every boy in the troop to try a slice or two, and they all wanted more, including our VEGETARIAN scout! Our vegetarian actually hates veggies, so his diet is mostly bread and cheese. When we got back from the trip we told his mom, "Good news! Your son has decided that he likes meat. Bad news is, you're going to have start bear hunting!"
So, this is the only time I've had bear, and I'm sure the tenderloin is the mildest cut. But it was dee-lish quickly grilled with a simple marinade.
That made me laugh because my sister and I STILL say that SM
when we mean DIRECTIONS.
Once again, you made me laugh. Ever thought about being a comedian? sm
Acutally you all ready are, but how about professionally.
oh Texas girl, you made me laugh!
and i'm going to save this to send to people who need to see it!!
That picture made me laugh. My son lives with me and has a pit mix. This is what she would do to
my couch if left to her own devices. I see a couch and she sees raw materials to be dismantled and fashioned into her own comfortable nest. Thank God for crates. How can they be at once so lovable and so maddening?
Received this email and made me laugh out loud! Hope it does you too! sm
On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon :
> Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
>
> ************ **************
>
> On another Septic Tank Truck:
> "We're #1 in the #2 business"
>
> **************************
>
> At a Proctologist's door:
> "To expedite your visit please back in."
>
> **************************
>
> On a Plumber's truck:
> "We repair what your husband fixed."
>
> **************************
>
> On another Plumber's truck:
> "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."
>
> ******************************
>
> At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
> "Invite us to your next blowout."
>
> **************************
>
> On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
> "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
>
>
> **************************
>
> At a Towing company:
> "We don't charge an arm and a leg.
> We want tows."
>
> **************************
>
> On an Electrician's truck:
> "Let us remove your shorts."
>
> **************************
>
> In a Nonsmoking Area:
> "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate
> action."
>
> *************************
>
> On a Maternity Room door:
> "Push. Push. Push."
>
> **************************
>
> At an Optometrist's Office :
> "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right
> place."
>
> ***********************************
>
> On a Taxidermist's window:
> "We really know our stuff."
>
>
> *************************************
>
> On a Fence:
> "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
>
> *******************************************
>
> At a Car Dealership:
> "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
>
> ***********************************
>
> Outside a Muffler Shop:
> "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
>
> **************************
>
> In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
> "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
>
> **************************
>
> At the Electric Company :
> "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
> However, if you don't, you will be."
>
> ******************************************
>
>
> In the front yard of a Funeral Home :
> "Drive carefully. We'll wait. "
>
> ************************************
>
>
> At a Propane Filling Station ,
> "Thank heaven for little grills."
> *******************************
>
> at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
> "Best place in town to take a leak ."
> 
This post made me laugh and then brought tears to my eyes...good for you!!!
I think that is great you went to the school. I'm guessing he will turn out just fine if he's got a mom like you! *Hugs*
God bless Bella!
There are no words to express how sorry I am about the loss of your sweet Bella. May she rest in peace.
Bella Belara by Mary Kay
Its light and very feminine
My family made home-made mozzarella,
and it was very good. I was pretty small at the time, so I don't remember the exact process, just that it was done pretty quickly, and a lot of milk was used.
I don't know if you'll save a lot of money making your own cheese. The cost of milk is very high, too, and you need a lot of milk to make cheese.
Thanks for the laugh.
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LOL, thanks for the laugh!
And yes, mine thinks his naked body is attractive too for some strange reason! Boy..if we only had half that ego..huh? lol
Thanks for the laugh!
By the way, I am currently taking a break to view these messages and not actively working.
This is your laugh for the day.....
Paris apparently is getting together a petition to send the governor for clemency so she does not have to spend the time in the slammer. Now get this, she says the reason behind this is she is a beauty for the world, role model and she otherwise brightens up lots of our mundane lives. Gosh, mine has brightened up already just by hearing that..........
Would never laugh at you. Everyone
has the right to feel nervous and worried about certain things and about being naked, well they cover you up and the doctors are professional so they should not be laughing at you.
Hope all goes well with your surgery and no cancer is found.
I have had my fair share of surgeries. I was always nervous about going under anesthesia. I had a hysterectomy 10 years ago because of early signs of cervical cancer. I am cancer free. Then had to have both ovaries out 3 years ago because of recurring cysts.
Again, good luck and try to relax. It will be over before you know it. Your health is your main concern.
Would never laugh at you!...
Just thought I'd share something to make the OP chuckle - it's really bad when you have to have surgery and the doctor is absolutely gorgeous - as happened when I had to have my gallbladder removed. You have to lay there before surgery with no makeup on knowing that he's going to see you naked!! Horribly embarrassing!
On a more serious note, I am 25 and may have to have a hysterectomy. I am absolutely terrified and was wondering if anyone could share their experience with how long it took to recover?
don't laugh!
 Probably one of the top is Urban Cowboy!!
That's okay - Don't laugh
I would never laugh at your choice. Mine is Saturday Night Fever. I've seen it over 50 times and can recite the movie word for word. Sad, huh? LOL. I'm a John Travolta fan.
I had to laugh at your ?
My daughter has never even had a boyfriend. This is not to say it will never happen, but my daughter is no where near ready to have sex. We keep track because she has problems with anemia and she also likes to be prepared when she knows it has been so many days. The first time I went to a gyno he gave me a set of cards to keep track so if there was every a problem we could track my periods. I was lucky, I was so regular I really didn't need the cards but at least I knew exactly when to expect it.
I had to laugh-
I live in NC. On the news the other night when talking about the drought gave some ways to save water. One was.........flush stool only when needed. Excuse me, why would we be flushing when we don't need too. Got a laugh out of that one. We are getting some much needed rain the last couple days. Probably had about 2 inches now. Not enough, but we will take what we get. Have had so many sunny days it is hard to deal with the clouds for more than a day at a time lately though:) Just gotta smile!
Thanks for the laugh...
LOL!
Thanks Luv to Laugh...sm
This has been real fun!....Now we're all gonna rummage through our old videos or hit the video store and have a blast.  Cat
Laugh if you want to,
but what does DH stand for? It seems as though you are speaking of your husbands when you use this, but what exactly does it stand for and why do you use it? 
The only I can think of that I always laugh at
is Warren Wallace of the Wallace racing family doing the Geico commericals. That little sneer on his face and the tooth pick hanging out of his mouth always cracks me up.
Thanks for the laugh.
I ought to print it out for my MIL to read so she can laugh too.
Okay, I did laugh, sorry...sm
but Moonies is a name I have not heard in a looong time and that name always made me giggle. Well, at least it sounds like you all are happy with your jewelry, so what the heck?
I might. I need a laugh.
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Okay, don't laugh....
...but we live in the boonies in MT, and our small town doesn't have pizza delivery, and we don't do the store pizza thing. So.....
Haven't done this in over a year, but I will usually order two x-large custom pizzas (veggie for hubby; pepperoni and green olive, extra cheese for me), from Valentinos in Nebraska, where I grew up...get the half baked, and then they will freeze them, and send overnight, FedEx, packed in dry ice.
Last time, I think the pizza charge was around $45.
Delivery charge from FedEx was over $60.....
Expensive pizza...you betcha, and worth every penny once every year or two.......
And so......Nope, nada, zilch..... pizza delivery guy gets nothing from me.....lololol.......
Sorry but I have to laugh
This would be a great concept, but have you been to the politics section of the board. It gets really nasty.  People acuse people of things, republicans fighting against dems each bashing the other side based on their opions, and one who posted that something was offense to her and she got bashed for that.
My rule is I try to treat people nice all the time, but when you post something and get bombarded with other posts knocking you down it does put you in an arguing mode.
You are going to laugh at this one, but sm
Buy bags of ice (just what you want more of, huh?) and put them in the fridge/freezer for when the power goes out. We live in the south and have done this for years because of all the hurricanes and power outages. It really does help preserve food. Sounds like you have all your bases covered from all the fantastic tips people have offered up. Stay warm and safe!!
okay, had to laugh at this
1. You said "not being the spelling police", but yet you are being the spelling police.
2. Next, and this is what struck me funny... for some reason I don't think the SEALs are reading this board, so I really don't think they will be offended. HA HA HA. That just struck me funny.
This is a board where we should be able to be free from spelling, grammar corrections. We come to here to talk about topics and we leave the QA at the door of our workplace.
Oh, PUH-LEEZE! LOL. Thanks for the laugh!
That's ridiculous. I think the house sounds fantastic.
We laugh because there is a clip
of Manning when he was little being asked who his favorite quarterback is, and he states "My Daddy" in that southern twang. He does fall to the ground though, you are right. So funny! Glad there are some football fans on MTstars! 
Wow, must have been some rectal! Thanks for the laugh!!nm
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I had to laugh when I saw your post.
I have a neighbor who is a single mom with a 14- and 16-year-old and both are dropouts, so they're hanging around all day. She has a boyfriend with whom she spends most of the week, so these kids raise themselves. I find booze bottles thrown in my yard (over the fence), found a baggy with a blunt in it once (called the police because it looked like pot), loud music late at night - the whole 9 yards. Trash neighbors, indeed! My 8-year-old son calls them the hoodlums!
Thanks for making me laugh!
Cute post! Yes, it is yucky, but you made me laugh this morning. Thanks!
Thanks, for making me laugh.
This is so terribly hurtful. I guess you guessed it is my sister. We have had a history of ups and downs our whole life. I am the one to just let the hurt and hard feelings go to try to have peace. I will try to grin and bear it . . showing some teeth at times. Hope I can do it.
You are a regular laugh
xx
OMG! Thanks for that. Needed the laugh!!!
XX
My sister and I still laugh over it too - sm
Dad was a very smart man. Kind and always fair.
I had to laugh at this comment sm
when my hubby and I saw her on the TV I just said "Well she obviously doesn't have any friends....cause a true friend would tell her how terrible her eyebrows look."
I had to laugh when I read this
I can spread my toes like fingers and rarely pick up anything by bending over. When my kids have their friends over I am one of the sources of entertainment. The kids try to find the most bizarre things for me to pick up with my toes. Hey, at least I have some talent. LOL!
I had to laugh at some of your post
Okay, stating "I conceived my child" is giving me a mental blow by blow that I don't need (okay, I know you're now saying - you're just mental, period. HA HA HA), but for me and others it does provide a graphic image we would rather not see. I absolutely love children and nothing is more precious than a child, but getting the graphics of conceiving and doing "the nasty" as my cousin calls it :-) is not that precious.
On the other hand, I only think certain movies are gross. If they have a plot I can deal with the rest, but as my DH says "what's the point of a plot. If I want that I will watch a regular movie". HA HA HA. So your post did make me laugh.
I'm not a "prude" by all means. It's fun entertainment. I just think it's way too creepy to say "my DH and I conceived at this date and time" (I was the one who posted Thanks for the Graphics - NOT, but then when I posted a second time I thought Keep it to yourself was a better name). I just think its too creepy (and personal) when people talk about the date and time they "conceived" their child. I just watched George Carlin last night and he was talking about kids. He said of course your kids are special to you. That's why they are your kids. The rest of us could care less.
The OP could have simply stated I had a Y2K baby or a 2008 New Years Eve baby and we all would have congratualted her, but bringing the picture to our minds of them doing the act was just creepy.
If it were not so idiotic, I probably would laugh
Anyone and I mean anyone who does not lock their doors, whether it is your home or vehicle doors, is just stup*d. Why would you think because you are rural things do not happen? I live 19 miles out of Atlanta and I see so many people saying on television " I just did not think it would happen here." Google the Alday family- rural farm folks, 6 of them, rapes and murdered in their country home in 1973. It happens everywhere and like I said, just stup*d and setting your family up for tragedy if you think otherwise.
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