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I agree... whats funny though

Posted By: Manda on 2006-08-19
In Reply to: I wonder why there are so many folks - in the world of MT who can't...

is when there is a group e-mail about proofing work and the specific e-mail about proofing had 2 spelling errors....and the e-mail is a total of 3-4 sentences.  


I dunooooooooo.


I do believe we had the same PS and WFC... when you talk about dropped letters LOL.


I don't care if they aren't typists..they certainly get paid more than me and should be way more professional. I certainly wouldn't get a job as anything if I sent a resume like that. They are supposed to set an example.. they are our *bosses*.


 




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Was she related to Mrs. Smallwood that I took typing from in 1977? The old bitty would tap you on the feet with a yardstick if you were caught with your ankles crossed and rap the table if you were caught looking at the keys.


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Thanks!!!!!


Its human nature to impose on other people whats right for yourself!

Even when its not asked for.  Maybe some people like to surround themselves with nonsense and chaos, where as I like peace and quiet!  I think people who like working with other people are either pretending or just plain crazy! 


Fall recipe ideas. whats for dinner?
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Vigo whats his face from Lord of the Rings!!!!! YUMMMM


You're funny. Ignorant, but funny.
I don't live in NYC and I don't work out of NYC and I make wayyyyy more than $23 an hour, SandyGIRL.

I'm an employee at the largest national and I make anywhere from $58K to $64K a year.

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So funny!
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That's funny! THank you!!
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Those, too! What's really funny is when

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How funny!!! Ny 18-yo is in the
ready to come home in 2 weeks after being gone since June 06, can't wait to see him!!!!!!! Have a great day all.
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his wife
Funny
ER - You are just too darn funny.