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There is truth behind every joke anyway so if someone jokes about something and finds it funny

Posted By: Freud on 2005-07-28
In Reply to: I'm not the other poster, but speaking of TV and political correctness. - doesn't make it right

their true feelings show.  I don't think the dumb-a$$ male is all that funny and I guess it's because most males I know are pretty smart so of course I wouldn't post "jokes" like the OP.  That's why I think OP did not really respect men and found humerous truth in the "joke."




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    My imail keeps telling me that I am 98% full, and need to delete messages without jokes being sent to fill up my mailbox, too. What would happen if all of us MQ MT's began sending out jokes via MQ COMPANY EMAIL. I don't think that would set well with MGMT ! We just don't have time to read jokes via company email. We are struggling to get in our lines in order to pay our light bills, etc.


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    5 jokes in my company email as of 7 p.m.

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    IT WAS A JOKE!!!
    No sore loser here. I could care less.
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    ///
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    and did you even open up that post of mine and go to the link I provided with an explanation and a diagram of exactly how to do the Lion Hatha Yoga exercise for TMJ?


    Sheesh............incomplete are ye?  *rofl*


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    What a joke . . .
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    x
    they are a joke
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    33 years ago. 3 decades.

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    It's a joke
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    have no sense of humor?  How sad.


    Ahhh, its a joke...
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    It's a joke - lighten up
    f
    AAMT is a Joke.

    From Pressure Valve Board:


    Regarding the AAMT Book of Style? That is the biggest farce on this planet.


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    For example, in 2000, it was "plantar flexion," in 2005 it is "plantarflexion." This is the same organization that states it is okay to mix English and Latin language in a prescription dosage to write q. day and q. week.  Please. That would be like writing a sentence in English and Spanish.


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    What? I dont get the joke.
    x