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For you Palin fans...I thought this was hilarious.

Posted By: gourdpainter on 2008-11-03
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Obama went duck hunting in Alaska .


He shot and        dropped a bird, but it fell into Sarah Pailin's field, on the other side        of her fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, Sarah drove up on her        tractor and asked him what he was doing.


Obama responded, 'I shot a        duck and it fell onto this field, and now I'm going to retrieve        it.'

Palin replied, 'This is my property, and you are not coming over        here.'


The indignant Obama said, 'If you don't let me get that        duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own.'


Palin smiled and        said, 'Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes here.

We settle small disagreements with the 'Three Kick        Rule.''


Obama asked, 'What is the 'Three Kick Rule?'


Sarah        Palin replied, 'Well, because the dispute occurs on my land ,  I get        to go first, I kick you three times

and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until        someone gives up.'


Obama quickly thought about the proposed contest        and decided that he could easily take a woman at this game.

 He agreed to abide by the local        custom.


Sarah slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to        the Obama's groin and dropped him to his knees.


Her second kick to        the midriff sent the Obama's last meal gushing from his        mouth.


Obama was on all fours when her third kick to his rear end        sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.


He summoned every bit of        his will and managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of        his jacket,

he said, 'Okay, Now it's my turn.'


Palin smiled        and said , 'Na, I give up. You can have the duck.'


Experience wins        again.



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For those of you who thought Palin would be better.....(sm)

check this out:


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26315908/#28287382


When you get through with that, check this out:


http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122938546239808805.html?mod=googlenews_wsj


Hhhhmmmm...


Did those ignorant who thought Palin was his
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I see a change with O, but I am afraid it is just going to get worse.  No more freedom.  Just people who are in charge of things and still a me, me, me attitude.


For Ron Paul Fans.
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For Ron Paul fans. sm
The article is on Huff Post, but is positive. There have been a few good articles there lately on Dr. Paul since his transparency bill (HR 1207) now has more than half the House as cosponsors.


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra_fAYl4Th4&NR=1


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wow..that's hilarious.
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That is HILARIOUS!!
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Oh, this is hilarious!

you have absolutely no basis for preaching the sermon you just did.  Anybody who reads your "burn in hell" "Laura is a Stepford wife" ranting posts knows you're about as inflammatory as they come.  Hey, that's who you are, but don't stand there and tell us we are hateful and inflammatory when you wrote the book on hateful and inflammatory posts.


As far as nonpartisan people, like unicorns, they don't exist.   Your high and mighty and above-it-all little charade is about as transparent at plastic wrap.


This is hilarious!

A typical conservative who is asked ONE question, can't answer it, gets all flustered and in a tizzy, starts calling names and finally storms off the set.  They obviously all *debate* the same way, regardless of whether they're on TV or a message board. 


http://www.crooksandliars.com/posts/2005/06/26/bernie-ward-smacks-down-wingnut-talk-show-host/


I know, that is hilarious. sm
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I just love the Bill O'Reilly clip of the Palin's and the Spears'.
Try these...........hilarious!
http://www.byrum.org/the.web.walker/sayings.html
that's hilarious
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okay, that was hilarious!

that's hilarious!!!!

If Obama advocates personally responsibility then why oh why are my tax dollars going to those who pay nothing in taxes?  Under Obama's plan, every one making under $200,000 will get a tax refund (and yes that includes those who don't even pay taxes) of at least $500.  What kind of personal responsibility is that?


Under Obama's plan, everyone in the USA, legal or not, will get free medical insurance.  What kind of personal responsibility is that?


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You are hilarious

Are you taking a covered dish?


 


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That's hilarious!
Not adopted.  I just know how to love, respect and TOLERATE all people, plain and simple.  I don't agree with A LOT of stuff, but at the end of the night, I don't have to answer to anyone about what other people do.
This is hilarious! Anyone who thinks
this post and answers are for real, stand on your head!
How absolutely hilarious! LOL
Like McCain won't also screw us over to get elected yathink?
OMG! That is hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!
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I didn't think it was hilarious

I thought it was quite distressing.  This is what the world thinks of our current leader.  Even more distressing was the look on his face.  He had that smirk on his face like he was enjoying it.  Surprised he didn't puff up and say "bring it on!!"  What a tard.  Please, please go away and take roboto wife and bratty kids with you.


 


That would be because the right is ridiculously hilarious. (sm)

Guess who said this....


*We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war. *


Ms. Coulter even gives the right a bad name, and yet here people are just dying to see her on TV.  I personally would like to see more of her on TV so people could get to know her for what she stands for -- total ignorance.  I know... how about a one on one with Coulter and Palin ---- now that would be a blast.


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you are so full of it, this is hilarious! Just
you sit and talk to yourself and make up this crap?
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Sad but hilarious and true Obama add.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGV0OY3MtFI
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I just thought it might be nice to hear an original thought. sm
I guess I was reaching.
Thought this was good so I thought I'd share

Down the drain?  Beware of Obama's plan to 'spread the wealth around'


By Betsy Newmark
High School History and Government Teacher/Blogger


If the McCain campaign can’t use this Obama quote to raise doubts about his attitude towards wealth and success, then they deserve the shellacking they seem headed for.


“Your new tax plan is going to tax me more, isn’t it?” the plumber asked, complaining that he was being taxed “more and more for fulfilling the American dream.”


“It’s not that I want to punish your success. I just want to make sure that everybody who is behind you, that they’ve got a chance for success too,” Obama responded. “My attitude is that if the economy’s good for folks from the bottom up, it’s gonna be good for everybody … I think when you spread the wealth around, it’s good for everybody.”


Plumbers of the country, unite! Forget about the work and effort you put into building up a business or the scummy work that you do that many of us don’t know or don’t want to do. If you have succeeded, you should be willing to give up more of what you earn to help those who haven’t had the great good luck that you have had to be a successful plumber. Remember how Obama is going to give 95% of all of us a tax cut even though over 30% of the population doesn’t pay taxes?



He might call it a tax credit, but what he’s really doing is his vision of “spreading the wealth around.” It sounds a lot like Huey Long’s 1935 plan to “Share the Wealth.” And when he finds that he can’t tax the top 5% of the population to gain enough wealth to spread to the 95% of the rest of us, do you really think that he’ll stop with that 5%?


Remember…This is the guy who said in the ABC debate during the primary season that his approach to raising tax on capital gains is not based on whether it would provide more revenue but on his idea of what is fair:


GIBSON: All right. You have, however, said you would favor an increase in the capital gains tax. As a matter of fact, you said on CNBC, and I quote, “I certainly would not go above what existed under Bill Clinton,” which was 28 percent. It’s now 15 percent. That’s almost a doubling, if you went to 28 percent.


But actually, Bill Clinton, in 1997, signed legislation that dropped the capital gains tax to 20 percent.


OBAMA: Right.


GIBSON: And George Bush has taken it down to 15 percent.


OBAMA: Right.


GIBSON: And in each instance, when the rate dropped, revenues from the tax increased; the government took in more money. And in the 1980s, when the tax was increased to 28 percent, the revenues went down.


So why raise it at all, especially given the fact that 100 million people in this country own stock and would be affected?


OBAMA: Well, Charlie, what I’ve said is that I would look at raising the capital gains tax for purposes of fairness.


Just what we need in these fragile economic times — a guy who wants to raise taxes because he thinks it’s a matter of “fairness” and time to “spread the wealth around.”


That will be some incentive for other plumbers who want to work hard and build up a successful business.


But don’t worry - according to Joe Biden, it’s the patriotic thing to do.


Haha! I thought I was the only one who thought he looked

Vote McCain and Palin! -oh and why does Palin
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Palin over Biden any day. Make fun of Palin all you
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I told you what I thought he thought....
and thank you so much for reducing it to "a piece."

That being said, here is link to article from Wall Street Journal about both candidates and outsourcing...Obama is not going to stop it either. He has said on the stump the answer is more highly educated American workers to compete.

It seems to me, and although you may think this is also a "piece," that if you put our corporate tax rates lower, if that corporation is inclined to hire Americans and not outsource then they will do so.

You honestly think the majority of corporations just WANT to outsource and taxes don't matter?


Sarah Palin makes Sarah Palin look stupid!
The Democrats did not make Sarah Palin look stupid. Sarah Palin does a fine job of looking stupid without help from anyone. All she has to do is open her mouth!
I thought I was alone.

So refreshing to have someone on this board that can actually think for themselves.  I have such vivid memories of my dad dressing up in his class A's to go to war, and coming into my room crying at 4:00 a.m. in the morning to say goodbye, not knowing if we would ever see one another again.  Thankfully, he did 1 tour in Korea before I was born, two tours in VN, and we lived on an Army base 25 miles from the Berlin wall when I was 6 years old.  If there was ever an american girl, it is me and my brother.  That "american girl" posting on here all the time, if she had to earn her FFFF freedom she would learn to keep her mouth shut.


Same thought here

It seems like one of first major priorities would be to ensure fair voting practices.  I'm very worried about the accuracy of computerized voting and possible tampering. 


I thought you were new here?sm
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Just a thought....
Before too long the number of Iraq War troop deaths will be as high as the ones here on 9/11.  And all for what?  So sad.