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ROFL!! Sorry can't help, but sure hit my funny bone! nm

Posted By: Teardrop on 2009-01-06
In Reply to: Has anyone heard of a holosystolic headache? - Lynne

Subject: ROFL!! Sorry can't help, but sure hit my funny bone! nm

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ROFL!!
Subject: ROFL!!

Forkhead!  That is too good!  It's things this these that make up for the rambling ESLers out there.
ROFL!
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ROFL!


Tagolog or Indian accent?


good one! ROFL! nm
Subject: good one! ROFL! nm

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Crap! I messed that up!!!! ROFL Use "are"!!!
Subject: Crap! I messed that up!!!! ROFL Use "are"!!!

Geeeshh, I really screwed it up!!! LOL
ROFL! no comment on what the Pole of Newman would be then! sm
Subject: ROFL! no comment on what the Pole of Newman would be then! sm

see, and I pictured the salad dressing and salsa and stuff.

One of my gems on a particularly bad day was "affluent aphasia". Yes, I know better. But I could picture all these sickly wealthy people who were completely unable to communicate with others. Of course... hmm. ;-)
ROFL that's a keeper, Spice! LMAO nm
Subject: ROFL that's a keeper, Spice! LMAO nm

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Bone morphogenic protein is used in orthopedics for bone fusion. It is a chemical; so, if you hear
Subject: Bone morphogenic protein is used in orthopedics for bone fusion. It is a chemical; so, if you hear

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Yes, vague. What tooth shaped bone in the hand would the dicator be referring to? Any bone could
Subject: Yes, vague. What tooth shaped bone in the hand would the dicator be referring to? Any bone could

tooth shaped from injury or what have you.  And like I said 9 times out of 10, odontoid refers to the "toothlike odontoid process in the second cervical vertebra."  That's pretty specific, dontcha think?  I've never heard a doctor refer to an "odontoid" in any other part of the body.
cloaca - an opening in a diseased bone containing a fragment of dead bone. nm
Subject: cloaca - an opening in a diseased bone containing a fragment of dead bone. nm

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AREX®BONE? (injectable synthetic bone) nm
Subject: AREX®BONE? (injectable synthetic bone) nm


I think it should be machined bone, bone that's been shaped and
Subject: I think it should be machined bone, bone that's been shaped and

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In ortho, they prepare the keel cuts (osteotomy cuts into the bone) and Kiel bone is an allograft
Subject: In ortho, they prepare the keel cuts (osteotomy cuts into the bone) and Kiel bone is an allograft

that is implanted.


Kiel bone® grafts. This material is calf or ox bone which has been denaturated.


s/l bone burr surgery. thought it was bone spur, but s/l burr, is there such a thing?
Subject: s/l bone burr surgery. thought it was bone spur, but s/l burr, is there such a thing?


bone-tendon-bone
Subject: bone-tendon-bone


Very funny CL!!
Subject: Very funny CL!!

You really let her have it!!
VERY FUNNY!!
Subject: VERY FUNNY!!

how do you get those animations???  did you also have the music one?  Those are very cute!!  Brightens up a Saturday spent working *hard*. 


Thank you for the levity.


Very funny
Subject: Very funny

needed a good laugh today. Maybe that doc was doing just that, holding his nose, etc. Good one.

Thanks
OMG - how funny is THAT?!!!?!
Subject: OMG - how funny is THAT?!!!?!

HAHAHAHAHA!!! - we tend to delve into it way too much sometimes.......*lol*
That's so funny sm
Subject: That's so funny sm

I've heard a doc order his new loaded Lexus on his cell phone when he laid the phone down while dictating.  Sounded like he was gettin' a pimpin' ride!  I have also heard love making between a doctor and nurse (they were both married to other people).  Ooohh, aahhhh.  It was years ago, but was so funny.  Sorry, just had to share......
Funny you should say that (sm)
Subject: Funny you should say that (sm)

Because the next line is *Only other hospitalization is an appendectomy 13 years ago.* But what he is saying does not at all sound like appendectomy.
Thanks. That is it. She is just saying it a little funny there at the end
Subject: Thanks. That is it. She is just saying it a little funny there at the end


OMG! Too funny. Thanks for your help!
Subject: OMG! Too funny. Thanks for your help!


lol. dat was funny
Subject: lol. dat was funny

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ASR funny
Subject: ASR funny

cloudy sputum with occasional slight yelling...(hmmm....)
That's funny!
Subject: That's funny!


ASR Funny
Subject: ASR Funny

"She just finished eating and she seems to be opaque." (OK).


Looks funny
Subject: Looks funny

That's what I've got right now but it looks ridiculous.
Too funny. I was going to say the same thing.

The one person that "corrected" everything is gone.  I sent every single piece of garbage that she emailed me with to my supervisor.  Who has time for nonsense?  It was obvious this QA person felt she was "in control" or something because her feedback was ridiculous.


I haven't been fired either.  Go figure.


I don't know what funny characters are, but
Subject: I don't know what funny characters are, but

MIU/mL is the correct way unless your account refers to AAMT list of banned abbreviations, then it should be typed out
thank you, he was pronouncing it funny!
Subject: thank you, he was pronouncing it funny!

Thanks so much!!!!
Big help, right! That's funny. I'm thinking...sm
Subject: Big help, right! That's funny. I'm thinking...sm

is he possibly saying "cystoscopy"  instead of  something endoscopy?
just trying to be funny here, but depends --sm
Subject: just trying to be funny here, but depends --sm

on WHICH "leg" he was referring to that was "nonpeeing." (sorry. couldn't resist) lol
Funny story
Subject: Funny story

Actually, that just reminded me of the surgeon who performed my cholecystectomy. The nurse accidently called him by his last name and he refused to acknowledger her until she apologized and called him Dr. X. Since I was the patient, and we were social friends, I completely gave him crap about it. He ended up apologizing to the nurse. lol
That is SO FUNNY! thanks for the laughs..
Subject: That is SO FUNNY! thanks for the laughs..


that would be funny if it was not so frustrating!
Subject: that would be funny if it was not so frustrating!

could he just be saying "here for very positive stool?" Makes no sense but sometimes with the language barrier, things come out, shall we say, awkwardly.
Sounds funny.
Subject: Sounds funny.

My first thought was her husband is an SOB and she needs Viagra. Sorry, long day.
thanks. It was pretty funny :) nm
Subject: thanks. It was pretty funny :) nm


LOLOL too funny!!! Thanks!!! nm
Subject: LOLOL too funny!!! Thanks!!! nm


well, I'm funny about trademarks...SM
Subject: well, I'm funny about trademarks...SM

If I see it's a trademark registered item, I transcribe it like the manufacturer's website (like one see's on the product itself) and in this case, for me, it would be CAM Walker



Another funny. Do you think these guys
Subject: Another funny. Do you think these guys

go into certain fields according to their names for the laughs?? I would laugh everytime I went to see him. Hi Dr. Fang. How are your fangs today. LOL
this one is kinda funny...
Subject: this one is kinda funny...

new docs today and a phone ringing in the background at just the right spots. i just don't think coughing, sneezing would have to do with hand pain  lol 


chief complaint:  hand pain.


female with numbness, tingling, and paresthesias involving the nerve root distribution for several years. It is not made worse with s/l coughing, sneezing, or Valsava maneuver.


Thank you...It's funny how you type something the same way (sm)
Subject: Thank you...It's funny how you type something the same way (sm)

for YEARS and then someone dictating will make you question it.  This PA insists every time that it is A and not E.  I finally had my lead MT call the hospital to tell her that averted eyelids is wrong!  Thanks again.
I think the dictator is just saying it funny....
Subject: I think the dictator is just saying it funny....

I'd transcribe it this way: .....over the cervical, thoracic, and lumbar area....no costovertebral angle tenderness.
You know, funny as it is, that does make
Subject: You know, funny as it is, that does make

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acronym help and a funny!
Subject: acronym help and a funny!

I am trying to find out what exactly CHAD (as in the score for predicting stroke risk) stands for-anyone know??


Funny thing-l was checking Medilexicon for it and it also stands for "Chinese Hamsters with Spontaneous Diabetes" and "Chinese Hamsters of the Asahikawa Colony" although these do not match the letters in the acronym.  My son and I were just laughing it up over this one and wondering if some country funded a study somewhere to study hamsters in China who spontaneously develop Diabetes! 


GOT IT!! Purpura. she accents it funny ;)
Subject: GOT IT!! Purpura. she accents it funny ;)


a lot of medical words are funny, lol........ ;-)
Subject: a lot of medical words are funny, lol........ ;-)


funny I thought they were ALL offshore MTs....sm
Subject: funny I thought they were ALL offshore MTs....sm

I won't be used or abused by anyone so if they are USING us and are offshore MTs.......oh well.....*lol*
funny in a juvenile kind of way nm
Subject: funny in a juvenile kind of way nm

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that's funny because most of mine want disc...nm
Subject: that's funny because most of mine want disc...nm


Is the doc trying to be funny, facetious? I'm wondering sm
Subject: Is the doc trying to be funny, facetious? I'm wondering sm

how a debridement can be done with a suction. Must be really superfriable tissue! I'd give him a blank for that one.