Once again, I truly beg your forgiveness...
Posted By: MT on 2009-02-09
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I grovel before you with my face in the cat's litter box... You see, I have just returned from my interview for that promising new career I mentioned and, unfortunately, I was not chosen. Why, oh why, with my obvious qualifications for pushing stool around! Sigh...
So, please just ignore any posts from any, and I do mean ANY, of my various multiples selves such as those posting below, pretending to be 2 people answering each other when, in fact, unfortunately, and embarrasing for me, it is all ME, MYSELF AND I.
I am so, so sorry and please forgive me. To prove my sincerity, I will now jump down the community septic tank at the trailer park in which I reside.
Again, please forgive me and IGNORE ALL OF US!
Thank you in advance for your cooperation with us!
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You are so right in everything you say. I beg your forgiveness.
Please, ignore everything I post for the next few weeks. You see, unfortunately, I lost yet another career-advancing job as elephant dung handler for our local zoological society. They said I was underqualified! Can you believe that?? So, you see, I have been unable to afford my medication and, therefore, my many personalities are beginning to get the upper hand. I can't stop them from posting. I try and try to reason with them/me/it but they/me/it refuse to listen.
So, I beg you, at least for the next few weeks, please just IGNORE anything one of my multiple personalities posts here. I have very high hopes for an interview I have this afternoon as stool-cart pusher for the local pathology lab. I KNOW I can do this job. My other personalities have assured me of this!
Therefore, when I am back on my medication, I will no longer be bothering any of you again. Until then, I will lick the cat's behind in supplication to all of you and hope that you will please forgive me!
Thank you in advance for your cooperation with all of us! 
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