You are so right in everything you say. I beg your forgiveness.

Please, ignore everything I post for the next few weeks.  You see, unfortunately, I lost yet another career-advancing job as elephant dung handler for our local zoological society.  They said I was underqualified!  Can you believe that??  So, you see, I have been unable to afford my medication and, therefore, my many personalities are beginning to get the upper hand.  I can't stop them from posting.  I try and try to reason with them/me/it but they/me/it refuse to listen. 

So, I beg you, at least for the next few weeks, please just IGNORE anything one of my multiple personalities posts here.  I have very high hopes for an interview I have this afternoon as stool-cart pusher for the local pathology lab.  I KNOW I can do this job.  My other personalities have assured me of this! 

Therefore, when I am back on my medication, I will no longer be bothering any of you again.  Until then, I will lick the cat's behind in supplication to all of you and hope that you will please forgive me!

Thank you in advance for your cooperation with all of us!

• ffor ' MT'.... - x
  • You are so right in everything you say. I beg your forgiveness. - MT
    • Posting in my absence... - MT
      • Any ideas who the culprit might be? - sm
        • Loooooool.... - MT
          • Right. Just keep on telling yourself - that.
    • This breaking news just in. - sm
      • I have read lots of posts here and yours, without a doubt, - Susan
        • Susan. Can I make a suggestion? - ?
  • was that "attitude" really sm - MT 30+ years
    • MT for many, many years, hired, trained - taught school? Wow.
      • so you think its ok to start sm - MT 30+ years
        • Please refer to MT's newest post above - and tell us again
          • To clarify: The you are so right post. - nm
        • Within the context of this forum firestorm - Yes I do.
    • Before responding could I please know - if
    • I think you are sort of in the Kool-Aid - but don't know what flavor....
  • By the way 'x', what does 'ffor" stand for? - Inquiring minds gotta know! Please? GAL.
    • What, and do you the favor - of
    • By all means, when you having nothing - of significance to say
  • Your argument loses all steam when you get to - the CONTRACT! So, don't sign the contract!
  • Wow! I'm gone for a bit... - MT
    • No, you do not understand, otherwise you would agree, see message - x
      • You know something, you can't... - MT
        • That is too much! No, you don't understand, - otherwise, you'd agree! How funny is that?
  • She doesn't care - sm
    • Either she is uninformed or she 'plays' uninformed...sm - x
      • Wow! I see how clever you are with that abbrev - here. You just invented sm for see message.
        • Tell me this one thing. - ?

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I grovel before you with my face in the cat's litter box...  You see, I have just returned from my interview for that promising new career I mentioned and, unfortunately, I was not chosen.  Why, oh why, with my obvious qualifications for pushing stool around!  Sigh... 

So, please just ignore any posts from any, and I do mean ANY, of my various multiples selves such as those posting below, pretending to be 2 people answering each other when, in fact, unfortunately, and embarrasing for me, it is all ME, MYSELF AND I. 

I am so, so sorry and please forgive me.  To prove my sincerity, I will now jump down the community septic tank at the trailer park in which I reside. 

Again, please forgive me and IGNORE ALL OF US! 

Thank you in advance for your cooperation with us!