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"The Party" with Peter Sellers. None funnier. Not a well known movie, but hysterical. nm

Posted By: flmt on 2007-12-06
In Reply to: What are your favorite funny movies? - Luv to Laugh

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Good luck!
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Anybody else sell on ebay? What is your average monthly profit?
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Yes, I have been buying and selling on ebay for over 10 years.

Follow the link to my latest auctions:

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Regards,
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I've gotten totally hooked on his murder mysteries. Not horribly gruesome.

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Critics hate the movie, but love her. Movie way too contrived, but so
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And, to boot, he's not making any money with this rap debut and Brittney will pay him 180,000 total in spousal support. Poor guy..


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Yeah, I want to be with a pimp  like that. NOT!


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Mu hubby and children think it is hysterical when they do it to me
I don't even get an apology.
My SIL thinks it is hysterical when her children
make really loud remarks and start coughing aroung smokers. I think it is totally rude. I don't allow my children to do it cause I personally would never do it. You are so right about the fact that we don't openly criticize others for what we think are bad habits. It is your life, do what you want. Just wanted to share something that was funny, we went to a benefit dance last week for the American Cancer Society and I went outside to use my cell phone. I had to walk through all the smokers, and I laughingly said "Dear God, this is a cancer dance." Everyone laughed so I don't think anyone was offended and it truely was a joke. I don't like to be around cigarette smoke, but I also don't drink in front of certain people, so who am I to say anything?
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Now she comes with her 'gas story.'
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CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED

* 1.
Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

* 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

* 5. Manic Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and
                     Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....


* 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

* 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe

                                                 I'll Tell You Why

* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, H oly oooh look at the Froggy - can I have

                                                        a chocolate?                     Why is France so far away?

* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells , Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

 

 

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or - "The fall alone will probably kill ya!"
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Boy's 7th B-day party
I am trying to think of a birthday party idea for 7-year-old boys at home.  We usually do bowling or Chuck E Cheese-type party, but this year we are trying to not spend as much on the party because we are going on a big vacation 2 weeks after that.  I am thinking scavenger hunt in the back yard, but any ideas would be great.  Thanks!
B-day party
I think it was my daughter's 13th birthday that we rented a karaoke machine.  There were kids ranging from 3-18 at that party and they had the time of their lives! 
party
how about manicures and pedicures
party

Kerstin...What a lovely name!  Do you have a pool nearby (recreation center)?...We used to....and it was free if you lived in the township....That'll be good recreation and exercise for kids and adults.  Just make sure all the kids can swim...and don't rely on a lifeguard (I jumped in once after a kid before the teen lifeguard who was chatting up a young lady could be bothered to even look up).  


Light snacks after swim....Knorr Swiss spinach dip with bread and taco chips, have a mild salsa available too, barbequed pork shoulder/pulled pork, barbequed chicken of just plain old hot dogs on the grill, buns, fresh sliced tomatoes and fresh fruit salad with seedless watermelon, canteloupe, strawberries, green grapes, pineapple chunks (Cool whip adds a nice touch) for desert.  All these things you can do the night before (except the hot dogs)  so you can relax and enjoy the moment.  Just microwave the meat. Juicy Juice Berry always works....you could add a little ginger ale to make it more effervescent. 


Considering there may be so many adults, you could ask them what their tastes are and if they'd be willing to bring a covered dish or help with prep. 


All that matters is that Kerstin has a wonderful time.  Peace and Joy to you Kerstin and all ya'll have a happy life together.


Cat


    


party
That was a brilliant idea....I've gotta write that one down for when I have grandchildren.... 
pinata party? .............nm

Scrapbook party
I did a scrapbook party for 4th grade.  The girls had to bring two pictures of themselves.  They would decorate two 5x7 pages, one they got to keep and the other with a special happy birthday message for my daughter to keep in a scrapbook.  She still loves having that and she is in 10th grade.