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Spew factor - had coke come out my nose on that one!!

Posted By: The Other Sunshine on 2008-04-23
In Reply to: One day our pastor stopped by for a visit - mtroadie

too funny


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Spew factor!
Okay - Just took a swig of water when I read this and back up the nose it goes! That's exactly what my husband said.
OMG, That should have had a spew alert!
I can SO identify with that!
OMG - COFFEE SPEW post - thanks for that!!!
                            
That should've had a spew alert!
Thanks for the belly laugh, I needed it!
KEY FACTOR HERE THOUGH . . .
is the financial situation they are in where EVERY PENNY COUNTS. We have to remember they are in a very scary financial situation and women like to have that financial security.
Spew on the monitor again! Girl, you got one wicked sense of humor! I'm
s
I think weight is a big factor, too.

My daughter didn't start until age 13 and she is very, very thin. 


That was the deciding factor--sm
in my separating last year. I saw a Dr. Phil promo where he said the only thing worse than staying married and unhappy for 20 years was staying married and unhappy for 20 years 1 day!!

This has been the best year of my life. I was married for 26 years and lived w/o love, joy, or any communication other than how stupid, fat, lazy I was. Knew it was untrue, but took an ad on TV to really KNOW it. Good luck.
OK, I'll try to explain the ick-factor...
He's creepy...always has nude women on his show, degrades females in general, and just plain perverted.  Makes my skin crawl, seriously.  He makes Howard K look like an angel, IMHO...that to me is icky...
Thanks - that is a major factor in my decision (sm)
My children. I feel like I am choosing between my happiness and theirs and of course they should win. They are happy now, but if they had to have visitation with their dad - who is definitely a control freak - I worry about their happiness. But is it better for them to visit him than to live with him. And wouldn't I be showing them that you don't have to live like that by leaving??? it's so hard!
don't let money be the main factor
If you think you will like the job and the people you will be working with, take it and don't worry about the money, and if you're not ready to move, hold off for something else.
Jinx! You owe me a Coke!
I sent my message at the same time, it looks like!
U work for Coke? - nm
nm
The 4th pic (with coke cans) looks exactly like

Just a Coke for me --- I stay away from the

Peanuts in Coke
I grew up in Texas, and I saw it all the time.  The salt is suppose to make it better.  I have also heard of someone choking to death when a peanut got stuck in his trachea.
Peanuts In Coke?

I just got off the phone with a friend of mine. She recently met a man who puts peanuts in his Coke,then he drinks it. 


I remember a song when I was growing up and this was mentioned. It sounds horrible. Have any of you ever done this?


Why???


Is it good? Dont the peanuts gets mushy?


Peanuts in Coke
I live in Tenn and I have done this all of my life. It is good. I also love my sweet tea too. My daughter traveled to the North on a business trip and asked the waitress for sweet tea and one of the guys asked why she asked for sweet tea which they did not have. Where he lived, they did not do this. He said they put sugar in after the tea got cold. My daughter told him if you put the sugar in the tea while it is hot, it would dissolve better. He said he would try it the next time. Love them Chicken and Dumplings too. Gosh, it is about time I made some dumplins soon. I have not done that for awhile, too busy trying to make a few dollars with work being so slow right now with the terrible economy.
I think a clean maker can be the biggest factor sm
I have had a Bunn, Mr. Coffee, GE, etc, and the main thing in how my coffee tastes is how clean the maker itself is. I have learned the hard way that it must be cleaned with vinegar or a coffee maker cleaner once a month or the coffee maker will be slow to brew and not have a good taste. Also making sure to check the manual for how much coffee to use - mine states no more than 3/4 Tbsp per 6-ounce cup of coffee even though the coffee itself says 1 Tbsp per serving.
pineapple chunks, cloves, and coke.
nm
Sparse tonight - 2 pieces of bread w/butter & a Diet Coke. (nm)
:(
Right on the nose
So....TRUE....TRUE....I just found this out TODAY......
VR said the nose was dressed with
1/2 inch puberty (paper tape). That is why human ears are needed.
someone picking their nose
If I have to shake hands with someone who was coughing, rubbing their nose, if I see kids picking their nose or eating their boogers! I completely freak out!

I can clean up cat barf when everyone else in the house is screaming and running in the other direction!
Really? The nose is all wrong . . .
To me and even my daughters the nose looks different.  We have been looking at different pictures and even some of the others where his is alive and well the chin/check bones look different between two "healthy Jackson's".  I am hearing/reading he did use body doubles.  Who knows what he looked like for real.  I'm not sold that he's really gone.  To many holes in the story.  He fired his regular staff 3 months ago and got a new crew.  Hasn't seen his family recently -- backed out of a B-day party.  All the medical information.  Like he died an hour after the injection in his home.  EMS claims they couldn't get him breathing at 12:21 -- it is hours at the hospital before he was pronouced dead?  He had to be DOA when he got there.  EMS said the body was already cold.  Why would doctors knowingly work on a dead body for hours????  More holes in what is being said than a slice of swiss.  Besides in the 911 call the caller never revealed who the 50-year-old male was.  Reports say no one knew Jackson even lived at that address.  How then did the media get this photo of him?  Smells funny to me, but that's just my take on it.  The guy as a master at staging and reinventing himself.
Really? The nose is all wrong . . .
To me and even my daughters the nose looks different.  We have been looking at different pictures and even some of the others where his is alive and well the chin/check bones look different between two "healthy Jackson's".  I am hearing/reading he did use body doubles.  Who knows what he looked like for real.  I'm not sold that he's really gone.  To many holes in the story.  He fired his regular staff 3 months ago and got a new crew.  Hasn't seen his family recently -- backed out of a B-day party.  All the medical information.  Like he died an hour after the injection in his home.  EMS claims they couldn't get him breathing at 12:21 -- it is hours at the hospital before he was pronouced dead?  He had to be DOA when he got there.  EMS said the body was already cold.  Why would doctors knowingly work on a dead body for hours????  More holes in what is being said than a slice of swiss.  Besides in the 911 call the caller never revealed who the 50-year-old male was.  Reports say no one knew Jackson even lived at that address.  How then did the media get this photo of him?  Smells funny to me, but that's just my take on it.  The guy as a master at staging and reinventing himself.
Really? The nose is all wrong . . .
To me and even my daughters the nose looks different.  We have been looking at different pictures and even some of the others where his is alive and well the chin/check bones look different between two "healthy Jackson's".  I am hearing/reading he did use body doubles.  Who knows what he looked like for real.  I'm not sold that he's really gone.  To many holes in the story.  He fired his regular staff 3 months ago and got a new crew.  Hasn't seen his family recently -- backed out of a B-day party.  All the medical information.  Like he died an hour after the injection in his home.  EMS claims they couldn't get him breathing at 12:21 -- it is hours at the hospital before he was pronouced dead?  He had to be DOA when he got there.  EMS said the body was already cold.  Why would doctors knowingly work on a dead body for hours????  More holes in what is being said than a slice of swiss.  Besides in the 911 call the caller never revealed who the 50-year-old male was.  Reports say no one knew Jackson even lived at that address.  How then did the media get this photo of him?  Smells funny to me, but that's just my take on it.  The guy as a master at staging and reinventing himself.
Really? The nose is all wrong . . .
To me and even my daughters the nose looks different.  We have been looking at different pictures and even some of the others where his is alive and well the chin/check bones look different between two "healthy Jackson's".  I am hearing/reading he did use body doubles.  Who knows what he looked like for real.  I'm not sold that he's really gone.  To many holes in the story.  He fired his regular staff 3 months ago and got a new crew.  Hasn't seen his family recently -- backed out of a B-day party.  All the medical information.  Like he died an hour after the injection in his home.  EMS claims they couldn't get him breathing at 12:21 -- it is hours at the hospital before he was pronouced dead?  He had to be DOA when he got there.  EMS said the body was already cold.  Why would doctors knowingly work on a dead body for hours????  More holes in what is being said than a slice of swiss.  Besides in the 911 call the caller never revealed who the 50-year-old male was.  Reports say no one knew Jackson even lived at that address.  How then did the media get this photo of him?  Smells funny to me, but that's just my take on it.  The guy as a master at staging and reinventing himself.
Once, right in the nose and fell down/passed out
for a few minutes. Ouch! It was 25+ years ago by another girl over a boy, but unfortunately she was probably double my weight. My sisters weren't very helpful, they lifted me back up and while I was still stumbling around and seeing double said ''get her!''. Yeah, sure. Even the girl was decent enough to know I couldn't handle any more. So I took the loss :(
My 14-month-old has a stuffed up nose....
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"The pope's nose"
No idea where this came from, but it's what my mother always called it.
When he has a bloody nose, let him eat yogurt...
unless you gave him the 'bloddy nose'!

Haha!

NO BASHING, PLEASE !
Eyes, nose, and mouth - nothing else
I know I should use a moisturizer, but I don't (just plain ol lazy). I know I should also wash my face every day but I don't (again lazy). So only the obvious is on my face.
I have one that says "his nose was full of snot."

I'm not kidding.  I'm told to type it verbatim and what he says is what he gets.


Eeeuuww. 


And sniffling and gross nose sounds
It always seems like ENT doctors have the worst allergies and sinus problems.
OP could put fake glasses with nose and mustache on the
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Don't think I could stand the water-up-the-nose sensation like
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Actually Simon has the nose for real talent
and he is only telling the truth whereas Paula, Kara and sometimes even Randy try to sugarcoat. I totally am fully behind Simon. Danny is good but who was the second guy who sang, slow song and had not seen him before, really good. As far as replacing the girl thrown off, they did not announce a replacement of any kind. I was surprised that Danny's friend did not make it. He is really good, also. I like Danny, think he will go far because not only good singer but also very, very likeable. I was also surprised that lots seemed really nervous last night and I think it showed big time. I think the guys have the girls beat all over the place this time. I think Tatiana is good but might have gotten off on a bad footing with the audience because of acting so looney.
Unfortunately, the schools stick their nose in many things that should be the parents job (sm)
my children have had teachers give one-sided views of politics, whether they should be democrats or republicants, who their parents should be voting for, etc.  For some reason, some teachers don't know where fact ends and their opinion begins.  We don't pay them to teach their opinion.
2 eyebrows, 2 eyes, nose, lips, and a lot of wrinkles

I always carry hand sanitizer and I don't hesitate to cover my mouth / nose sm
if someone starts coughing. I don't care if anyone looks at me oddly - i don't like breathing in their germs. Also think about upping your vitamin intake, to support and boost your immunse system.
Not using Kleenex when blowing the nose. Literally blowing it out onto
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