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*humor* at the expense of one's sexuality &.NM

Posted By: life-style is not *humor*-get dictionary on 2006-06-10
In Reply to: Jeesh right back at ya - it was meant for humor! sm - ComicMT




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Yes, as long as it's NOT an expense the employer
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Many of us are "lucky" however, we don't brag at the expense of others. nm
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About $65 a month, but the biggest expense is
You have to purchase the equipment and pay for installation.  The dish weighs about 75 lbs so if you don't want that weight on your roof, you can have it put on a pole in your yard and that's extra.  Plus they charge to bury the line from the pole to your house ($3.25 a foot - I buried it myself).  All total for me, including first month's service over $700.  But, hey, when that's your only option, what do you do?  There may be a company or something where you live that 'rents' the equipment for a small extra monthly fee - that's how we do our satellite TV so we don't pay for repairs.  Satellite internet is not as fast as DSL or cable, but is still much faster than dialup.  Plus, if you're an IC, it's all a tax writeoff.  Hughes Net customer service stinks big-time and if you don't like them taking the monthly charge directly out of your checking account, they charge an extra $5 a month to mail you a bill.  They know you have no other high-speed options and they have you over a barrel - so they stick it to you every way they can. 
The 'suits' have it too good - at OUR expense - sm
and things will probably not begin to change (if ever), until the lawsuits start coming in. I for one am just sitting there on the fence, waiting for the time when my own care or records are screwed up in such a manner that it causes me to (a) have inferior care or an injury as a result, (b) not have something covered by my HMO because of a doctor's mis-dictation that some slap-dash, third-rate (or third-world!) transcription company's MT doesn't catch, or (c) some personal information is leaked. Then I will LEAP off that fence and SUE so aggressively that hopefully after that I can retire and live well off the settlement.

Something for all the Greedy Ones out there in CEO-Land to think about.
If, for whatever reasone, you end up suppling ink, use it as a business expense, if you are IC. nm
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on COBRA at YOUR expense..that wasn't the question.
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I have to go satellite internet also, but have found no companies that will help with that expense..
I have found plenty that will hire with dial up or satellite, but I cant find a company willing to help with the expense. We spent $600 up front for our satellite system and then $59 a month! It is definitely worth the expense...especially since it would take me 1/2 day just to load my work on dial up before I could even start on it. At least now I am loading and working at a high rate of speed! Good Luck and Happy New Year!
Info on C-phones, cost, phone expense, etc.?

Hello,


Can anyone give me some information on C-phones for transcribing - Cost of the C-phone itself and phone expense for transcribing, etc.? 


Thank you!


I think you see the humor
or you wouldn't want to keep communicating with me. I think you love it!
Sense of humor.
I have been in the same situation with doctors not spelling out names, etc. I have just quit a national company and have been wondering what to do next. When I read these postings today, I could not help but laugh. Keep your sense of humor as it helps the rest of us get through our days too.
lol.. thank you for adding humor to my otherwise
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you need a sense of humor
Get over your bad self. The woman was having fun with a difficult situation - most psychologists would say that is healthy.

As far as your sour attitude - glad you're not in my church.

People whose English language skills are very poor should not be doing jobs where they have to give "Customer support" or "customer service" to English-speaking customer - period. They need to improve their English skills.

If you went to India, do you think they would give you a job speaking in their dialect? Certainly not. They, and most other countries, will not hire foreigners to do jobs that their own citizens are qualified to do. The U.S. is about the only country that does not protect the jobs of its citizens.
Did you have your sense of humor
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LOL ! Mustang, here you have your humor...nm
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We got that point the first day on the job. People still need a little humor

not new, just jokin' ....get a sense of humor

I liked it!! good to see positive humor! ..nm
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Very funny, I have a sense of humor. nm
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Specifically the Good Humor
ice creams bars with the chocolate candy surprise inside! Do they still make them? I may have to chase down an ice cream truck. Oh, do they still make THEM? LOL!
Because "Jasper" has a sense of humor
And chooses to take this in stride rather than engaging in the usual 'chicken little' antics usually engaged in on these forums, you choose to construe from that that he/she was an inferior employee?

Now I'M laughing...how very presumptious of you!!!
I think we were all kidding! Sarcasm - dark humor...
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Good thing you got a sense of humor about it.
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Thanks for "getting it." Some people have no sense of humor.

I've tried to be friendly and have a sense of humor,
so I just quit..and went about doing my job figuring they didn't have time to socialize. They seem all business... even my QA person, very cut and dry. I've tried joking with her with not much response. I wasn't sure what was expected of me in that respect.
OMG! HAHA! Do they have a Humor Board? You could lead it! nm
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The Good Humor ice cream truck! They still
sell some of the products in the store, but it is nowhere near as good.  The vanilla ice cream bars covered with toasted almonds!  The half and half popsicles with flavors like rasberry and lime that were SO fruity!  The Good Humor man in his white outfit!  Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!  It was great!
Jeesh right back at ya - it was meant for humor! sm
Forgot there is no humor here, but I do keep trying! I'm a frustrated standup comedian, what can I say. LOL!
The point is the post was a JOKE... a little humor!!!
People do that. And complaining about those that post on the message boards -- is that not the pot calling the kettle black since you apparently enjoy this as you have posted multiple times today? Others here are free to speak/read just as you are. You are also free to hit the red X button on the corner of the screen if you are in any way unhappy about what is posted.
glad some people have a sense of humor :D
Thanks guys!  I was only being funny and meant no harm
dictation humor - got this from MTSO web site

>>>This is a collective from Medical Interview Records written by various Paramedics, Emergency Room Receptionists, and (We are afraid) a Doctor or two at major Hospitals.<<<


 


The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.


Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.


The skin was moist and dry.


Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.


The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.


She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce.


Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.


The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.


I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.


The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three times a week.


Bleeding started in the rectal area and continued all the way to Los Angeles.


Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.


She is numb from her toes down.


Exam of genitalia was completely negative except for the right foot.


While in the emergency room, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.


The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.


The patient was to have a bowel resection. However he took a job as a stockbroker instead.


Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.


Coming from Detroit, this man has no children.


Examination reveals a well-developed male lying in bed with his family in no distress.


Patient was alert and unresponsive.


When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.


The cause of this diarrhea, however, has never been solidified.


Pain is rather constant; exacerbated with changing physicians.


The patient had no chess pain or shortness of breath.


The patient is allergic to Quinine. When she takes it she gets a rash and then whelps.


 


I guess teaching took away your sense of humor
That WAS advice. The MT industry STINKS right now.
i do have a sense of humor and i like clever and witty satire.
i do not like i love lucy or archie bunker (reruns). i love seinfeld. i hate slapstick sight jokes. do not entertain the thought that if someone does not find what you think is funny humerous they are w/o a sense of humor. i just know smarter guys i guess and can't even relate to the joke but if you can.......oh well. i am sure it was in fun and jest and you meant no harm. as i said it only provides insight into the person who finds it humerous as to what a person finds funny.

peace.
I am not miserable, I love my job, all is well with me, but gross tacky humor is just that.
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Guess you're not ready for grown up humor then.


My goal is to eventually add commentary and humor/satire/etc...sm
I'm not talented in all those areas and hope to attract other MTs who are. There's no money in it at this point, unfortunately.

Jay
Sense of humor, tells you "good job!" on the hard ones... nm

Glad someone found humor in that question because I hadn't....until now)

I just wanted to say that I love your sense of humor with the photo you used! LOL nm
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Hayseed, you crack me up! I LOVE your posts & your humor!
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It's hilarious! Shows your stellar sense of humor.
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I LOVE a woman with a great sense of humor! hahahaha!! nm
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Love Johnny Depp too. He has a sense of humor and is a great actor.
Love his movies.
Puzzling? OP did not find this puzzling, found it AMUSING. It is called a *sense of humor*. LOL
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Sense of humor intact! Sense of hope as well! LOL

Yep, I knew it was advice, and I appreciate ALL points of view as it gives me perspective.  8-)  I've been reading the boards for a while now, and I realized that I'd get the good, the bad, and the ugly, and that's okay! 


However, I specifically asked for advice about how to do it rather than whether to do it, though, as I've already decided to defy the odds and give it a go. 


Enjoyed the NCLB reference, by the way!