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Very funny, I have a sense of humor. nm

Posted By: LOL on 2006-02-06
In Reply to: Hey, didya hear who the MVP was for Pittsburgh? - jus me

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Sense of humor intact! Sense of hope as well! LOL

Yep, I knew it was advice, and I appreciate ALL points of view as it gives me perspective.  8-)  I've been reading the boards for a while now, and I realized that I'd get the good, the bad, and the ugly, and that's okay! 


However, I specifically asked for advice about how to do it rather than whether to do it, though, as I've already decided to defy the odds and give it a go. 


Enjoyed the NCLB reference, by the way! 


Sense of humor.
I have been in the same situation with doctors not spelling out names, etc. I have just quit a national company and have been wondering what to do next. When I read these postings today, I could not help but laugh. Keep your sense of humor as it helps the rest of us get through our days too.
you need a sense of humor
Get over your bad self. The woman was having fun with a difficult situation - most psychologists would say that is healthy.

As far as your sour attitude - glad you're not in my church.

People whose English language skills are very poor should not be doing jobs where they have to give "Customer support" or "customer service" to English-speaking customer - period. They need to improve their English skills.

If you went to India, do you think they would give you a job speaking in their dialect? Certainly not. They, and most other countries, will not hire foreigners to do jobs that their own citizens are qualified to do. The U.S. is about the only country that does not protect the jobs of its citizens.
Did you have your sense of humor
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not new, just jokin' ....get a sense of humor

Because "Jasper" has a sense of humor
And chooses to take this in stride rather than engaging in the usual 'chicken little' antics usually engaged in on these forums, you choose to construe from that that he/she was an inferior employee?

Now I'M laughing...how very presumptious of you!!!
Good thing you got a sense of humor about it.
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Thanks for "getting it." Some people have no sense of humor.

I've tried to be friendly and have a sense of humor,
so I just quit..and went about doing my job figuring they didn't have time to socialize. They seem all business... even my QA person, very cut and dry. I've tried joking with her with not much response. I wasn't sure what was expected of me in that respect.
glad some people have a sense of humor :D
Thanks guys!  I was only being funny and meant no harm
I guess teaching took away your sense of humor
That WAS advice. The MT industry STINKS right now.
i do have a sense of humor and i like clever and witty satire.
i do not like i love lucy or archie bunker (reruns). i love seinfeld. i hate slapstick sight jokes. do not entertain the thought that if someone does not find what you think is funny humerous they are w/o a sense of humor. i just know smarter guys i guess and can't even relate to the joke but if you can.......oh well. i am sure it was in fun and jest and you meant no harm. as i said it only provides insight into the person who finds it humerous as to what a person finds funny.

peace.
Sense of humor, tells you "good job!" on the hard ones... nm

I just wanted to say that I love your sense of humor with the photo you used! LOL nm
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It's hilarious! Shows your stellar sense of humor.
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I LOVE a woman with a great sense of humor! hahahaha!! nm
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Love Johnny Depp too. He has a sense of humor and is a great actor.
Love his movies.
Puzzling? OP did not find this puzzling, found it AMUSING. It is called a *sense of humor*. LOL
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Love Dr. Oz! He's funny, knowledgable, and makes lots of sense. nm
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I think you see the humor
or you wouldn't want to keep communicating with me. I think you love it!
lol.. thank you for adding humor to my otherwise
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LOL ! Mustang, here you have your humor...nm
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We got that point the first day on the job. People still need a little humor

I liked it!! good to see positive humor! ..nm
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Specifically the Good Humor
ice creams bars with the chocolate candy surprise inside! Do they still make them? I may have to chase down an ice cream truck. Oh, do they still make THEM? LOL!
*humor* at the expense of one's sexuality &.NM

I think we were all kidding! Sarcasm - dark humor...
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OMG! HAHA! Do they have a Humor Board? You could lead it! nm
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The Good Humor ice cream truck! They still
sell some of the products in the store, but it is nowhere near as good.  The vanilla ice cream bars covered with toasted almonds!  The half and half popsicles with flavors like rasberry and lime that were SO fruity!  The Good Humor man in his white outfit!  Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!  It was great!
Jeesh right back at ya - it was meant for humor! sm
Forgot there is no humor here, but I do keep trying! I'm a frustrated standup comedian, what can I say. LOL!
The point is the post was a JOKE... a little humor!!!
People do that. And complaining about those that post on the message boards -- is that not the pot calling the kettle black since you apparently enjoy this as you have posted multiple times today? Others here are free to speak/read just as you are. You are also free to hit the red X button on the corner of the screen if you are in any way unhappy about what is posted.
dictation humor - got this from MTSO web site

>>>This is a collective from Medical Interview Records written by various Paramedics, Emergency Room Receptionists, and (We are afraid) a Doctor or two at major Hospitals.<<<


 


The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.


Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.


The skin was moist and dry.


Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.


The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.


She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce.


Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.


The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.


I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.


The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three times a week.


Bleeding started in the rectal area and continued all the way to Los Angeles.


Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.


She is numb from her toes down.


Exam of genitalia was completely negative except for the right foot.


While in the emergency room, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.


The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.


The patient was to have a bowel resection. However he took a job as a stockbroker instead.


Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.


Coming from Detroit, this man has no children.


Examination reveals a well-developed male lying in bed with his family in no distress.


Patient was alert and unresponsive.


When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.


The cause of this diarrhea, however, has never been solidified.


Pain is rather constant; exacerbated with changing physicians.


The patient had no chess pain or shortness of breath.


The patient is allergic to Quinine. When she takes it she gets a rash and then whelps.


 


I am not miserable, I love my job, all is well with me, but gross tacky humor is just that.
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Guess you're not ready for grown up humor then.


My goal is to eventually add commentary and humor/satire/etc...sm
I'm not talented in all those areas and hope to attract other MTs who are. There's no money in it at this point, unfortunately.

Jay
Glad someone found humor in that question because I hadn't....until now)

Hayseed, you crack me up! I LOVE your posts & your humor!
:)
You're funny. Ignorant, but funny.
I don't live in NYC and I don't work out of NYC and I make wayyyyy more than $23 an hour, SandyGIRL.

I'm an employee at the largest national and I make anywhere from $58K to $64K a year.

You don't have to believe anyone but you show your ignorance by telling those of us who make that money that we're full of it.

Hahaha
Sorry, that was not an ASR funny, just a regular ole dictation funny. LOL! nm
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What a funny, funny reply. LOL
You are a genius! I am sorry you are ugly and fat. I feel bad for you, but what I can I do to help? Go to a plastic surgeon.
now that's funny, true, but very funny
Anal Association of Medical Treachery.
No sense of
CAN'T HELP IT YOU ARE A BIG FAT LOSER!!!!!
I think that is sense
NM
Make sense

She didn't send her daughter off anywhere.  The girl was 18 right???  She is an adult and can go wherever she wants at that age.  What could her mother do?  And how do YOU know if you would shoot your mouth off or not if YOUR child was killed and taken from you?  How do you know what  you would do? 


She will never see her daughter again.  Hello, of course she is handling it badly.  GEEZ.  HELLO??????


Ah, so you know her personally? What I sense from you is

Take a cold shower, Billie Jean! 


that makes sense.
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Thanks, of course I used common sense...sm

before I posted and waited until not only after the press release but after the details came out. We were carefully briefed early on on the details of what was and wasn't okay.


My daughter is going out of her skin waiting to hear.  She loves history and current events at school, particularly the mock elections, etc.  I just think it is a wonderful opportunity to give her this early in life. I hope it makes a huge impression if she gets to go as far as the importance of exercising her right to vote, etc.


That makes sense. - nm
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ok now that makes more sense.
I believe in spirits too.  Animals can sense those kind of things better than we can.
LOL you make sense (sm)
I was just needing to vent so much, and almost gave a little more specifics which would have given it away what happened was very recent.
That makes sense. SM
I honestly don't know what all it entails with keeping up a forum like this.  But I think this is the best one out there and I was just worried that something was happening.  I applaud EVERYONE who keeps this going.  I am sure a lot of us out there does not know what all it takes.  Thanks for having such a good place to come to for our profession!