Priceless!
Posted By: Zville MT on 2008-09-04
In Reply to: why i'm voting democrat - ..
I'm copying this and passing it on - classic!!! Thanks so much for posting it!!!
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Priceless..sm
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a
Busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her, hands up.
He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him.
I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder. The 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday- School' bumper sticker, and the Chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.
Naturally... I assumed you had stolen the car.
Priceless
This is priceless!!!! sm
This is my favorite part:
If you are ever see this charge again, you may want to reflect that person’s own logical reasoning in the following fashion: You may not talk about education unless you are willing to become a teacher. You may not discuss poverty unless you yourself are willing to go and form a homeless shelter. How dare you criticize Congress unless you are willing to go out and get elected yourself? Your opinion on a National Health Care System is negated out of hand since you are unwilling to get a medical degree and open a clinic. And as far as your opinions regarding the Democratic Underground or The Huffington Post are concerned, well, you can just keep them to yourself, mister, unless you can produce an advanced degree in Abnormal Psychology and Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
Using the internal reasoning behind the Chickenhawk argument means you cannot comment on, speak about or even hold an opinion on any subject that is not part of your paying day job. It is simple-minded and profoundly anti-democratic, which is why it so deeply appeals to those who sling it around the most.
PRICELESS
LMAO and am ROTF. Too much! I personally liked the troll that lived under the bridge myself. I think he was bisexual.
PRICELESS
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Priceless!! LOL
Watching George W. Bush mumble, bumble, fumble, and jumble is actually funny now that he is out of office. While he was in office, it was extremely embarrassing and made me cringe.
That face was priceless!!!
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Michael Savage -- Priceless...LOL (sm)
So, now Savage wants Hillary to help him get out of the British ban.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/5326181/Shock-Jock-Michael-Savage-seeks-Hillary-Clintons-help-over-UK-ban.html
Now here's the funny part:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CILylcOIQhg
I would bet that she hasn't returned his calls yet....ROFL.
You're right......free speech is PRICELESS!!
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