Here's one for you!

Elderly woman in the heat of the moment with her Mr. (I'm talking 75 years old) grabbed body wash instead of KY jelly from the nightstand and wound up with a vaginal infection like there was no tomorrow!  Gobs and gobs she used...  Maybe her smell was off, but aren't most body washes scented???????  KY has no scent!  LOL

Another one was a suppository with the aluminum wrapper still on it, and got lodged and couldn't pass it.

Also, there was a curling iron all the way to the cord in a male rectum.  Only the cord was hanging out; I was in the radiology department and got to see the films and type the report; lucky me!!!  I've seen a steak knife in a gut where the handle broke off.  I've also seen a "pleasuring device" stuck way, way up a male rectum.  Ugggh...  what people do!!  It amazes me! 

Motto:  Don't do anything you don't want to have to explain to the EMT!!!!!  Get it? 

• What is the MOST outrageous thing you've seen/heard while working in the medical field? - CrankyBeach
  • I had a doctor dictating about a 21-year-old.. - Kendra
  • When I worked in a hospital, I once - KJ
    • P.S. The doctor did take me over to look - at the watch. NM - KJ
  • I do op reports - sm - NYMT
  • This one's kinda long - NightOwl
  • Mine isn't a foreign body but rather attempted activity with the doc..... - LMT
    • When I worked at a hospital - Former CNA.
  • This is pretty freaky . . . - Mimi
  • Most shocking - Nature
    • Ha Ha! - sm
      • gerbils - daiseymae
    • A long time ago, when - my aunt was an ER nurse
    • Its not funny but it is funny and I have sm - MT30+
      • That 911 call - NightOwl
        • Oh Lordy, too funny! I gotta tell sm - MT30+
  • this didn't happen to me but had a sm - MT30+
  • two here: saddest and wierdest - XanaX
    • I also had a sad one... - medical field is interesting.... SM
    • how about the pepper shaker and the sm - MT30+
    • My weirdest ever - Old part-timer
      • OMG - that's the funniest thing I've ever read! - You are most definitely the winner of this thread!
    • I used to type ER reports. - former ER MT
      • Plastic Cap to a Lysol Spray Can up the.... - SAM
        • Here's one for you! - medical field is interesting.... SM
          • Yep, had one of those too in the "on" position - LOL
          • Got some for ya too! - SeasonedMT
    • I have some to go with yours - SS
    • Continuing the weird theme you started... - NightOwl
      • That sounds like SNL's "Appalachian E.R." - comedy skits! ;D
      • Ahh a tricky topic...let me tell you the one about..... - lifetimeMT
        • Tennis Ball in the rectum - OldMT
          • I had a report with a baseball stuck in a man's rectum - - Amanda
          • Saddest one I remember - OldMT
            • She might have told him (sm) - An Iowan
            • OK, here's mine! - travelinMT

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