Just added a favorite funny to the Comedy Stop
Posted By: Me on 2006-09-26
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It was popular in the 1990s, but I was able to find it again by googling. I discovered that it is not a true story, which is disappointing, but just pretend it is. 
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The Comedy Stop !!
There's some funny stuff over there. It's good to have a comedic break now and then. 
Note: Go to COMEDY STOP to hear sis's latest adventure...nm
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Of course you can, but there is a board for that purpose. Feel free to post on the Comedy Stop.
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Comedy Stop & Offshore Concerns were the last 2 boards to be changed over to the new format.
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Post jokes and comedy on Comedy board. (NM)
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My all-time favorite ESL funny
"Patient complains that he is not able to sleep while he is driving."
The patient was a long-haul trucker. I want them to stay AWAKE while they're driving!!
Watch the original, its funny too- one of my favorite movies - sm
George Segal and Jane Fonda-- curious about the remake.
What's your favorite food. Favorite in that you could only have one last meal what would it be?
Indulge me while I stare at computer screen waiting for Q work that isn't there.
I love spaghetti but only served with a great salad with olive oil and some garlic bread. Can't have pasta alone. And needless to say a glass of red wine. No dessert, just extra spaghetti.
Comedy board is for LOL!
standup comedy....My magnet says...sm
I have a magnet on my fridge that says: If Mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. *LOL*
LOL. And some kind of comedy competition soon too!!! nm.
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Okay, Top Ten Reasons Why... posted on comedy board
This one is good.
I put a good one on the Comedy board. It might offend some!
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Reminder: Jokes go on Comedy board. (SM)
This has been an issue before. No exceptions.
Thank you.
I laugh at the comedy board not at a strike.
then get off of the porch. You call this OP venting? Cut me a break. Sounds more like a cry for help. Why don't you all find a new profession instead of wanting everything handed to you on a silver platter. I find no humor in compromising patient care because someone wants to have a b***ch fit!!! 
Bloopers can be posted on the Comedy board.
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You're right - TV comedy had Phyllis Diller, - sm
comedy readers had Erma Bombeck, and we MT's have Hayseed!
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Hey! Why did they delete the entire comedy folder from this site?
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stop and full stop
that reminds me of a doctor who had his own very unique word for period...he called it a "perikat". All through the report...Perikat... perikat.... LOL
well it added up for me,
characters divided by 65 -- they DO count spaces.
plus i just rec'd the unexpected check for 'errors' of over $400, yeehah!! and another letter explaining the new 'pay plan' which includes another week off for FT'ers, pay based upon experience, etc. MQ, like i've said before, is always improving, i love this company!! i just hope they continue to be who they are and not ever sell out!!
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Should have added.
new platform, even after 3 months typing about 300 lines less per day. Plus they might be doing away with incentive pay, so seeing what is "out there." The insurance coverage also got so much worse with 3,000.00 deductible, no meds covered, etc., which is a huge benefit loss. Will probably stay there, but seeing what other companies offer for a good overall pay/benefit package.
Oh I also added more RAM
I also added more RAM and it made not one whit of difference
added...
ADDED: She knows she's likely to lose some accounts due to poor quality but figures she'll worry about that later. I think it's a horrendous way to run a business, but nevertheless, it's exactly the way it's being done.
Also, I should have added that if your
facility goes by BOS, a copy of that is also an excellent idea. BOS2 is what is most commonly used, however there is a BOS3 out now. I would not purchase these, however, until I had a job and was told that I needed them as they can be quite expensive and not everyone has flipped over to BOS3. There are many things in these books on style, how to type certain things in reports (not always logical), etc.
Have you added in the other benefits
The company has great benefits that can add up to several thousand a year. Paid downtime. Paid holidays. Vacation/PTO starting the first year. No equipment rental fee. Big discount on word books. Rental library for medical education. Reimbursement for continuing education. Decent insurance. Might make a difference.
HomeSchoolers Added.
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Thanks, MTStars Administration.
You can configure it yourself and have one added in
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Added" rather pay to have it done right the first time.
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The added pay for the CMT some companies SM
pay, like mine, is on top of basic pay, so you'd even make more than yourself if you had the credential.
One more thing that can be added - (sm)
You said: 'I was informed by 48 out of 54 potential employers that the CMT Credential that I thought I earned was false, counterfeit, and not worth the paper it was printed on.'
To all thinking of obtaining AHDI's CMT test (supposedly the 'legit' certification):
THE AHDI CERTIFICATION ISN'T WORTH THE PAPER IT'S WRITTEN ON, EITHER.
How do you spell S-C-A-M ?
TL is a do nothing, worthless added layer of
management to make some people think they are more important than they really are. Most of them know jack-sh** about anything, are just company pets and get paid to be a PITA.
I have explained several times now that we have added the
Indian URL to the Google Adsense filter so that it will stop appearing, but it does take a few days for it to take effect. We have NO control over Google when a banner appears, but we can remove it though it does take time on Google's part.
Cool! Thanks. I added it to my favorites!
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That is because tobacco co. added 10% more nicotine
I quit for fives years beginning in 1989. It was difficult but five years is a long time. Then, married a smoker...well, tried to quit again numerous times, going for 1-1/2 years without only to start again in 2002 and then 10 months without and starting again this past June.
I want to quit, the price is outrageous. The cough is so unappealing. And my mother just died of respiratory failure.
sry that should be c'mon, my shorthand was on and added the th. nm
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He added over 200 to the counter right from the start.
It's a trick.
Hi, Lisa. Have you added macros to SM
your Expander yet for many of the common VR changes--such as for backspacing over a comma, adding a period, and capping the first word of the new sentence? How do you drop common words like, say, "she" into a sentence on the run? I hit "k" and in it goes, but I'm off scanning the next line by then and don't actually see it. Do you constantly use your program's function for jumping the cursor to the point of dictation and vice versa (assuming it has one)? This is a big speeder-upper.
And a reality that's hard for some to run into: Editing skills and talents are different than transcribing skills and talents. Reading fast and accurate becomes big. Punctuating fast on the run was always desirable, but it's more significant now as the ability to simply get the letters on paper becomes less so. Are you one of those this work suits or one it doesn't? If yes, keep working on speed. If not, move on sooner rather than later.
Glad you added that (:) to clarify. (nm)
I signed it, and added my 2 cents, as well.
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Productivity board to be added today.
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The India ad is a Google ad and has been added not to show, however
it does not not remove instantly. It usually takes hours to a day for these types of ads to no longer appear. We have no control over what ads pop up, but we can set them up to no longer appear once we see them and can block the URL.
Thank you.
Should have added below that my Infinity USB pedal works with it as well.
It would be a lot of added risk to an already risky surgery. nm
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oops..i added my feathered friends.
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I guess I should have added, now I use EXText with ESP and I love it. I just wonder if I could
even make it better. I have ShortHand too, but I stopped using that when I started this job because they have ESP.
I signed it, and added my 2 cents' worth, as well!
Maybe we should print copies of this letter, stand outside hospitals and clinics, and hand copies of it to patients as they're leaving. Or else put it on their windshields in the parking lot.
The ad above for Naukri is a Google ad & is not allowed on this site. It has been added to our
our Google filter, however it takes about 4 to 6 hours for it to be removed. We have no control what Google ads appear, but we can filter them out.
Only US MTSOs whether they outsource offshore or not can post on MTStars, however offshore services and offshore job banks cannot.
I should have added to type it as "corneals" if verbatim account.
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As per your request, Pets and Entertainment forums have been added.
You were just snotty, rude, and added nothing intelligent to the thread.
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