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ROFL! Way too funny!! Maybe our jobs will be

Posted By: safe for a while on 2005-10-12
In Reply to: here are some I had written down - me


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ROFL How funny...and probably true!
ROFL - do folks eat it vertically??? *ROFL..nm
supposed to be, after people lose their jobs, they are forced to take part-time, lower-paying jobs..
with little to no benefits. service jobs. where are you going to work in a few years, when Medical Transcription is replaced by technology? McDonald's, Walmart? you really going to like that?
Several jobs on Monster & CareerBuilder for inhouse office jobs down there through an
I did 3 jobs for a while about 3 years ago, you burn out quick, I was doing 3 MT jobs though...after
10 months I cut down to 2 as I don't like to have all my eggs in one basket.  But I am considering going down to 1 in September for my sanity, its a good steady job so financally it should not be an issue.  I have 2 right but have not worked the 1 in about 3 weeks due to some problems at their end, supposed to learn a VA account but not sure if I want to pursue it right now or not, they are waiting to hear from me at this point. I still have a lot going on with chemo, etc. so am mulling things over.  But if you have a full-time day job, then I would just go with 1 part-time MT job at night, unless 1 is during the week, and the other weekends only, then of course you will be working 7 days a week, very tiring I know.  I have been working 7 days a week for 3 years now but I do slack off now and then of course to recharge and get sleep etc. But burnout happens fast and I doubt you want to lose your day job so be careful. Good luck.
and if you toss them a beer every now and then, they'll fall asleep a whole lot faster!

ROFL here, too. nm :)
"I Shot The Seriffff"...went up in pitch on the end like someone was squeezing where he wished they wouldn't. HAHAHAHAHA Hadn't laughed like that in awhile.
ROFL!!!!! nm
On the other hand, we all probably need a lot less penile bladder in our diets.

Thanks for making my morning!

ROFL! I'm with ya there!
My sis is a flight attendant and loves to spontaneously fly into town for a day THEN call me to see if I can a)pick her up from the airport or b)hang out with her for the day.

And she always does this during the week.

My hubby always tells me, "treat it like a real job"...as if it was a FAKE job. LOL...
I forgot about that aspect of it! We were told in Cincinnati that we should wear anything we want as long as didn't offend the sensitivities of our coworkers. LOL!
rofl. MD just came in and i asked, here's what he said
the pt has a "sort of meandering gait"   LOL
ME TOO! ROFL That's why I suggested it!!
Mom's know best, huh?! :)

ROFL! I tried something similar.
I told my boys that they'd have to hug each other, apologize and tell each other three nice things if they were mean to each other.  They're such twerps that it didn't work.  They'd bearhug each other as hard as they could, sneer sorry, and say something like, "Your breath no longer smells like a camel's backside."  I give up.
ROFL! Thanks for the memory.
It was horrible at my last job.  The supervisor told us to never, ever touch the thermostat.  She'd sit in her office with a heating vent and get too hot, so she'd turn the heat down.  My cubicle was by the windows in the winter with subzero temperatures.  I was so cold that I had on my winter coat, gloves and a blanket.  Then in the summertime, it was too hot with the sun reflecting through the windows.  I used to climb up on my desk and change the thermostat anyway.  I loved ticking that woman off because she was such a shrew.  She was firing any employee who had more than 10 years of service because they were making too much money.  She could hire college grads with more technical skills at lower wages.  So much for not discriminating against people for their age.  The things she wrote them up for were asinine.
...and someone who does not use commas. ROFL! nm.
ROFL at what this MD just dictated...sm
NEUROLOGIC:  He does have diminished memory.  I did start him on Aricept for this last year, but he has forgotten to take it. 

ROFL! Thanks for the chuckle.
I needed it today.
naw...you must be joking *ROFL....SM

Of course more than just gay people have AIDS/HIV........sheesh -

I was specifically talking about the GAY community going to Mexico in the early 1980s.........nobody else.


This is Hilarious, ROFL. Sm.

This is rofl, for real



"neener"? *rofl*...............n/m

Thanks for making my day..ROFL! nm.
ROFL!! Then he says "he's been set up!"
and if by chance there's any argument, of course it's my fault for not EXPLAINING these steps to him that of course, any normal person would know without even being told. I am saying this jokingly, but I swear, it's so true.
ROFL. Silly man.
ROFL ASR keeps me laughing

I get lots of funnies too

ROFL! good one. nm
should be laid-off (ROFL) ...sorry! (NM
You're funny. Ignorant, but funny.
I don't live in NYC and I don't work out of NYC and I make wayyyyy more than $23 an hour, SandyGIRL.

I'm an employee at the largest national and I make anywhere from $58K to $64K a year.

You don't have to believe anyone but you show your ignorance by telling those of us who make that money that we're full of it.

Sorry, that was not an ASR funny, just a regular ole dictation funny. LOL! nm
Two jobs very common, 3 jobs not unheard of.
Call me confused!!! ROFL too

ROFL Your post reminds me...SM
Not too long ago, I had my last nerve plucked out by my two boys, teenagers, when they were griping for me asking for a little bit of help around the house. Not much, mind you. Just a little. Their nastiness just got the best of me. Good thing too, though!

I turned off the AC vents in their rooms, made a list of 20 jobs around the house I wanted done, sent them to their rooms with the lists and started cooking...cooking their favorite dinner. I told them they had to stay in their rooms, doors shut, and would have no AC nor any food until they decided they could shut up and get those 20 jobs done. No food, no comforts of lying on the couch, watching TV, in cool air -- all of which I provide -- until they got the work done and without one nasty word about it.

Took about an hour and their warm bedrooms and stomachs growling at the smell of dinner had them out of their rooms and got it done!
Mine was for 2 cents!! ROFL
I am just dying laughing.
ROFL! I just told hubby I was going to do that.
He came home early from work today and wanted to know what was wrong with me. I burst into tears and told him about how lousy my job is, how little money I'm making and that I should just go work at Burger King or Shopko because I'd make more money. He tells me a job feels like that sometimes. It's not a feeling, though! It's reality!
I just re-read my post ROFL !
I am laughing so hard I'm crying. I'm a stickler for misspellings and I typed the word "tole" instead of "told"!!! Am I suthern or wut?? Egad!
and I dislike Dr. Phil...*ROFL*...sm
Highly educated here and with more street (common) sense than MOST people in the life and I don't like Phil....
ROFL that made me laugh!! nm
ROFL!!! Sometimes the best thing you can do is laugh at these....
deal with some doozies too!!
ROFL ... can you say basket case?!
We're not your enemies just because we're not sounding the alarms like the country is under a bombing attack!

Thought you had to go back to work. LOL

More consistancy and; benefits?? ROFL. Oh